Morning at work.
ALHIMIK-1992: What is the relationship between a guy and a girl?
Leidek: The relationship between a guy and a girl is when you work as a courier in a flower store and give the girl the flowers that the guy bought.
ALHIMIK-1992: by a courier?
Leidek is yes. A courier commits a relationship between a guy and a girl (private case)
Leidek: And so is the relationship between two guys, two girls, and sometimes even between one person and a group of people.
ALHIMIK-1992: O_O

Riding a taxi with a friend, the taxi driver sets the route through the Yandex navigator, which after the route is set reports "The route is built". "Jamshut is upset" pronounces my friend.... a viral thing, now I also constantly hear instead of "The route is built" - "Jamshut is upset".

krosavcheg (12:38:25 01/09/2016): gifts! Do you catch Pokémon?

Int_bot (12:39:17 01/09/2016): was the case

Int_bot (12:39:29 01/09/2016): caught one

Int_bot (12:39:51 01/09/2016): trained a long time

Int_bot (12:40:08 01/09/2016): today with his wife on the bat

Int_bot (12:40:20 01/09/2016): to school

hyacinth (12:40:35 01/09/2016): %)

The higher a person’s intelligence, the greater his vocabulary. Someone can divide such concepts as borst, shift, soldier, salt, okroška, gazpacho, etc. Two words are enough: soup and bakery.

The Milk Bottles

Silver cover - milk (28 kopecks 0.5 liters, 46 kopecks - 1 liter); dark yellow - boiled milk (30 kopecks); green (or turquoise) - kefir (28 kopecks); silver-sallad strip - fat-free kefir; blue (or purple) - acidophyllin; purple (or pink) - rye (29 kopecks); silver with yellow strip - cream (35 kopecks); pink - sweet kefir drink "Snow"; yellow-silver strip for cream; blue for honey kefir drink "Kolomensky"; light brown for chocolate milk

I sit in the evening at the compass, play, my wife cheats something there. She is about to move and she is taking the pieces.
"Look, shorts bought last year and they are big"
I understand that with simple "ugua" I will not get rid of and pronounce
"In the midst of growth"
I understood the whole essence of what was said later, but the expression "Silence before the storm" I now perceive literally.

Retyrn: Brothers and sisters, today is a day of mourning. We were abandoned by the brave soldiers of the sofa front. At the same time, we have lost “successful businessmen, smartest politicians, great athletes and outstanding scientists.” We pay tribute with a minute of silence to these Wikipedia experts and the googles. They finally got to the ambulance. Ura to! The Comrades!

Sanya: What to give a beginner jeeper on a wasik for his birthday?
See also: Crooked.

I testify - about the rehearsal of the ambulance - it is true! We hanged the stands in school yesterday, so there checked and microphones, and loudspeakers, and calls, the order is general, a worker with a secondary was wearing, high school students with guitars and drums - the head was swollen, where we were before them with a perforator and drill... It is also a trail. For example... yes?

Is there a definition of Stockholm Syndrome?
and patriotism?

>> how much I live in the world,
I have never seen an ambulance rehearsal at school.

The rehearsal is not all the school, but only all kinds of poetry, singers and dancers. To see each other, they remembered who was behind whom and where to become. Well, and to be less embarrassed at the overwhelming event.
It is yours, Cap.

Discuss the news about the plane from Beijing to Vienna, which landed in Domodedovo due to the overcrowding of toilets:

How to stay in Russia? :) Environmental taxes should be paid.
I think they are feeding well. Portions cut, and the problem will be solved: everything will fly to the destination
5 minutes, girls to the left, boys to the right. Whoever has not arrived is late.
“Chinese rubbish, accidentally discharged in Moscow, sent with DHL at the destination – to Vienna.

The Titanic cost $7.5 million The film about him - $200 million... only now it became clear how profitable it was.

What do you think when aliens arrive on Earth?
Finally that!

Sly: So what do you understand in the world talk. I once had an apartment in a security guard. It was necessary to call the phone before leaving and tell the operator "put on the guard" and the code. On arrival, call and take the security. So I once got into Avon security operator.

Comments under the picture where in the wound to dig worms.
What a ugliness!! to
Evgen: You didn’t pick up the pearl in Google pictures.
Atrey: You have not seen Goatse.cx.
You haven’t seen Lemon Party.
by mr. Scream: Tubgirl is better!
See also Meatspin! The helicopter!
A percent of it! I watched it all!! to

Title on Novosibirsk website:
"In an aquarium with penguins in the zoo broke glass"

The first comment:
"Kavalsky, you have to make your feet..."

Memeh: the current PCs in the future and the number of Grammy by zero will be able to divide, but this Skype will never stop lying even on them

I am a dog and my owner behaves like a real fox. Can I fuck him?

XXX: I also had this one time - split up to the naked and did not give! I asked her straight and I said, are you anxious? She was upset and we did not see each other again.

WOW: It is boring. I expected the end of the story as follows: "In response, she zigzagged her hand, cried out No Passaran, tainted the face of the shit and jumped out the window."