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[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58398
 10.01.2012
"Tripping" of private taxi drivers. Taxi Driver: "If anything, say we are relatives". Oh, relatives are Uzbek, Ukrainian and Korean!

[ + 37 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58397
 10.01.2012
We are already a team of superheroes. It is time for us to shout at our nics. Or their best quality. Let’s say strong!
Masterstop: Well then: smart!
RG-45 is a trick!
Tagged with: Dolboeb!
Tree: Nephew of the General Director of Gazprom!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58396
 10.01.2012
I’m sitting in the macdake preparing for the exam. A friend asks
What are you doing there?
I just read.
You better read it out loud.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58395
 10.01.2012
XXX is
I was a technician today.)

YYYY
The role games?

the youth)

It doesn’t bother me.)

XXX is
The repair of the mole.)

I dominated over the garlic, then under the garlic)))

in different poses, Kamasutra rests, the hands hurt))))

[ + 6 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58394
 10.01.2012
I read to the end of the page and went to sleep.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №58393
 10.01.2012
From Twitter

xxx: exhibition of cats "winter alliance". There are words.
yyy: I offer the name "Triple Union" or "Siamese: thank you for murching".
xxx: can not also be ignored by the name "Summer Horde" and "Kisoblanca"

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58392
 10.01.2012
My father burned today. Translated like a wild boy.

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