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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145460
 10.10.2017
His wife had a voice because of illness, and the doctor forbade to whisper. He has been silent for four days. It would seem - this is the happiness of the man from the anecdotes. And in life it turns out Nifiga is not funny...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145459
 10.10.2017
Cherry: I was recently in a store where the merchandiser probably never was. I’m not sure if they know that word. Attention: pearl flour, vinegar, glue tape for flies, chocolate and all this in the beer department. As if the roof of the store was just opened and all the products were dropped.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №145458
 10.10.2017
Spiderman to Spiderman Spiderman to Spiderman
Spider-Man to Spider-Man to Spider-Man to Spider-Man to Spider-Man

[ + 19 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145457
 10.10.2017
I am angry with stupid people and their intolerance.
Well, fuck, don’t like – don’t catch.My father, a respected doctor 50 years with pleasure catches while walking our dog.Why not?
What does it matter who eats what? do you want to eat pigeons? do you want to eat pigeons, who forbids you?
Well, wear what you want, 2017 year, according to me, no one will judge you even if you walk in the costume of the enot, the freedom is complete.
Anger is anger, why are some people so stupid?
And when it comes to relationships...Homosexuals don’t like it?Joke, what does it matter who you fuck with?See who you fuck with, what do you care about the others?
By the way, about those with whom you fucking — what shit so many skins and eggs who read the correspondence of their partners? If you don’t trust your partner, do you hide him or date him?
In short, there were stupid people.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145456
 10.10.2017
With the budgets that the Pentagon spends on aircraft carriers and other wunderwaffles, they could have built something the size of a few aircraft carriers in space and carried their democracy somewhere into the Alpha Centauri system.
> There seems to be no Earth-like planets around Alpha Centauri, so no one can carry democracy there.
Your local xenophobia is not an obstacle to the spread of true democracy!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145455
 10.10.2017
"International Ninja Day was quietly and unnoticed..."

[ + 27 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145454
 10.10.2017
What did you say about this in your doctoral thesis? They ask Medina.
I am a minister. I see so.

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