xxx:How to distinguish a student living in a communal from the one who lives at home?
Yyy: For those who live in the house of pelmeni, it is a delight that is eaten once every six months.

If all girls were as compatible as Java.
2: And as mysterious as C++...
In fact, they are all as stupid as an assembler :)
Assembler Ohuenen (Nobody Needs It)

I work in a taxi. Sitting a girl (d) with a guy (p) on a light positive.
I: Good night! Go to Office 79?
Q: Yes, the third entry
Apartment of 74
P: bedroom - you enter through the room to the right.
Then you ask me why I am cheating on you.
I drove in silence.)

Do you have cancer with anti-Semitism?
I am a roller coaster. I am friends with people who may consider themselves great shamans, elves, orcs, or guests from Alpha Centauri. How do I deal with anti-Semitism? ?

I always have an ironic smile on my face.
Yyy: They told you not to wash your face in super glue.

A woman is a man’s crazy friend.
She: Are you so subtly hinting that I need to fuck in the bowl?

Your son is a cynical bastard!
What is?! to
Let’s sit down and talk to the girls. I tell him, there are no ugly girls. Do you know what he replied? "They are being shot?"! to
and XD
I will do educational work...

Aska is becoming more and more like a telecome:
There are more than 200 people online and no one to talk to. and :(

What can be more intimate than sex?
<...>
Her look at you when you are asleep... so unarmed, untouched, uncontrollable...
Oh well, even if the man sleeps unpainted

- Scooters on the road... not what shit, they don't even consider shit. They go around, but I am not.

Readers of children’s stories:

I love our translators.
I read my daughter’s book: “Sorry, but Tom has to go. Tom has a large farm. At home he is waiting for his wife."(Punction saved)
I could not read further.

It is not translators burn - it is you already think "in the measure of your dissatisfaction". Don’t read classics – at least until your brain is well-trained.

by Google

Q: Is it possible to make a career by working as a postman in the mail?

Bicycle can be given

I cleaned my phone, I need to work :)
How many people have removed?
What kind of man? I cleaned the contacts. and spirits.

Darwin was a British scientist.