HOBOCT: In the Krasnoyarsk region, a grandmother barely killed a five-year-old grandson, who did not give her a TV controller.
xxh: I think after this need to revise legislation, permission to store TV at home. It is necessary to limit this right, people are not yet ready for television in society, see what it leads to?

And most importantly, one in ten such children will grow up angry, go to another city, where they will try to get the education they need, not where the "better-knowing" got stuck, somehow knock out and rattle the mat in the tube on parents' attempts to simulate heart attacks on the phone (or try to break contacts at all), and nine will remain the same "carousel," he is thirty, and he rolls on the couch, he doesn't want anything, he doesn't decide anything. What should he do when he has decided everything for him? What to want, if he was killed lack of the right to an opinion and any wishes? Children are future adults, and the unrighteous pet-hammer all his life pet-hammer, who will simply understand when the fourth decade of the authoritarian suddenly change the record and the barrier "This is your life, think yourself, show at least any motivation!" - with all obedience he simply does not read instructions without concrete.

Dogs are capable of spotting 3 molecules of a substance per cube. M"
in the space vacuum and then more oxygen =)
Who calculated these data?
222 Academic Pavlov, who is more. He smelled three cocaine molecules with the dogs, and then searched for oxygen in the space vacuum.

Wife in decree.
I work almost every day and go to the shower when I come home.
My towel always hangs on the door to the bedroom.
And then I began to notice that there are still sometimes clean cowards hanging up for me.
Sometimes it looks like that. There are two days, then there is no day. Then there are three days, and then another day. There is no. No system at first sight. But as a reasonable person, I know there is a reason for this. This is not a wife’s shit.
I decided not to ask, but to calculate myself. He began to make notes about the presence of cowards in the calendar. I started analyzing the data.
They did not approach anything. Not the phase of the moon. Not one day of the week. No show and no guests at home. A month later he gave up and asked his wife.
When she finished eating over me, I learned the following.
As soon as there is a small kidder at home, she washes every day. And when she hangs things on the dryer, sometimes she lacks space and in this case she throws my clothes onto the towel, like before the evening they still dry.

We are going to buy an apartment. We go and look at options.

Khrushchev, live an elderly mother and a clearly drinking son of forty years, smoked so that even a tail hang, in the corridor a cat bowl, not cleaned on the day three, embrace, through the wall is heard mat and the sounds of fighting...

Going out of the entrance, the first thing my husband says:

- Come home, I will embrace Ivanych, he's so crazy!

Ivanych is, if anything, our neighbor, a quiet, benevolent drunkard.

My senior once did a task, under which conditions it was necessary to write something (writing, essay - I don't remember already), using a number of words. Most words were perfectly suited to describe some artwork. Well, he began to describe the painting of Vasnetsov "The Tsar Ivan Vasilyevich the Terrible". Apparently all the words he used in the case, but the word "universal" remained, which he very peculiarly absorbed. So, his lord was dressed in a universal shirt. This is about a monarchy coat of gold broken, shattered by sables. The universal dress.

by Christina Bianchi:
You can’t just take all the idiots and move them.
Who will go to the elections?

Saturday morning, we argue with our wife who will get up first to make tea and coffee, after a while we decide to get up together. The wife sits on the bed, looks around the room, then with a grieving voice declares: "I will not go anywhere, I have nothing to wear", then sadly: "Go alone" and again dive under the blanket.

I heard it on the street today.
A young guy goes with a girl, holds hands, often stops, hugs, kisses... And here, just in front of me, the guy once again looks with loving eyes at his companion, embraces and says gently and gently: “You’re what a guy!”

Nobel Prize in Physics 2015 – $475,000
2015 World Dota Championship – $6,600,000
Prize for first place in the World Series of Poker (2014) – $10,000,000
I have everything.

Yyy: Yandex changed the movie search, angered the crowd... =(
xxx: Yandex is not the first time to anger the crowd))
YYY: And when again?
XXX: for example, when he enters everywhere without soap.
Causing pain
YYY: Is this an analogy?
XXX: Until you said, I did not notice

Kikimorra: I got tired of zero today.
Kikimorra: In Ahasan, I wanted to sleep so much that I bought two pillows.

Fuck you, I don’t fuck about half the posts in the shower. Go to the fuck, Gonzo.

Life Winner: Guys, I work at Silent Hill. He did not say hello to anyone who did not say hello to him in the morning.

Vampir4ik: And I heard such horrors about the line in my time, as people in it with the head as under hypnosis goes, that I have never played :D I didn't even watch, I fear, suddenly slave! :D
Boyanin: I too. So I started playing WoW.

Go on fucking, all of you. Discuss the children and their parents.

The Internet insisted on advertising hand-made bags (and also with a cell phone compartment) for men:

Documents, rights, passports, money, credit cards... and not only - all of this quietly fits into this stylish, practical male wallet. Quality and good functionality will not leave anyone indifferent!"

The brain automatically searches in the comments for the advertising slogan of this shame: "Fuck it all at once!"

My son has now stumbled. He practices karate (10 years old boy). Returned from the competition. This one tells us, says, we have a boy, Petya. He’s so dumb, so weak, I’m just giving him two accounts in the sparring. I think he won the competition! I am, you see how it is. And I talk about the fact that in stressful situations sometimes some new force appears in people. Maybe he was so scared, maybe he just wanted to win very much. My son put everything in its place. He says, “It’s just us with him in different weight categories: he weighs 25 kg and I 43.

When my girlfriend fell asleep, I started kissing her gently.
I was hoping to hear "I love you" or something like that.
She said only one word: "Macarons"

The Pearl colleagues:

The most surprising thing is that I am not surprised.

Tuesday was a tough day, especially Wednesday.