I remember when I went to the kindergarten, we had two girls in the group, crazyly similar to each other: the same height, the hair of the same color and the same length, even the face were similar. Once in the winter, they realized that it would be great to change clothes. They changed, wrapped their face with a shirt, so that they did not know, and when it was time to take the children, they quietly left home not with their parents. I just can’t imagine the spectrum of feelings experienced by parents when they removed their children’s jackets and shirts.

In the modern world, the tail should not be held with a gun, but a Kalashnikov machine gun.

We live as in a fairy tale. For a long time, we have worked with two Tatars, the brothers Rif and Raf. They were normal guys, and everything was fine until a cleaner named Ruth came to us. All three are small, swollen, and all talk loudly. They roasted for a long time and were nicknamed the “three pigs.” Well, they don’t get offended, we crack all together. Then everything somehow quieted for a while, until the technician Wolf came to work with us.

The State Duma is considering a bill to replace pension savings with an honorary letter.