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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158803
 10.10.2022
The first thing that should come to the mind of a terrorist is a bullet with a shifted center of gravity.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158802
 10.10.2022
As a child, I was very often sick, and doctors were constantly prescribing antibiotics. I was crazy about the injections, and to reassure me, my dad convinced me that he could do the injections "without a needle." Before every injection, I started to say, “Just without a needle, daddy!” - and he always first showed me a syringe without a needle, I turned around, and he injected me, everyone was happy.
Only recently I realized what an exaggeration it was! But the injections Dad did not hurt at all, as if it was true without a needle...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158801
 10.10.2022
“I do not want!” A beautiful phrase in its laconicity. I do not understand why it ceased to be perceived as a weighty argument and it is necessary to clarify the reasons, the motives, attach a five-page essay with an explanation.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158800
 10.10.2022
XXX: I have a diploma. I don’t usually drink, but there are 2 cocktails. I realized it was enough and I went home (yes, in vain). I get to the final electric bus, I need to climb the bridge. There are a lot of people, and a little muddy in the head. And I’m standing, thinking, “Interesting, can a bridge collapse from so many people?” A man approaches me with a sting: “Girl, the bridge can fall. Right, let’s better stand, let’s wait for people to pass.”

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