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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146321
 10.11.2017
In the capital metro launched a thematic train "Russia, aimed at the future". He rides on the ring.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146320
 10.11.2017
According to the recipe "We add melted cheese, mix well and turn off the fire", I cooked Russian cheese "Friendship" for half an hour, and it remained cubes.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146319
 10.11.2017
From the news:
Deputy Artem Badyukov claims that journalists broke into the school meal kit and threw a rat there.
Journalists say the MP is lying.
The rat cannot comment on the situation - it is dead.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146318
 10.11.2017
In hell there is definitely a special place for girls who rub "I am not ready for a serious relationship now" only to begin to build plans for a wedding with another in 1-6 months"
Then there are for men rubbing the same, and after 4 months already married to others.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №146317
 10.11.2017
Get rid of it!

From personal experience.
At his wife, the trummy was tightly wrapped with pots, bubbles, tubes and other tufts. Places this exhibition was covered with a thick layer of dust. Attempts to get there with the question "Why do you all this" were resolutely stopped, up to scandals. "I need it all"
Washed, but unclothed clothes were rolled on the couch, chairs, chairs with stacks. of weeks.
In general, it lived, it seems, on the principle of "free surfaces should not be". Sometimes I took the situation into my own hands, scratching another storm. I was praised, smiled, and by the end of the day the released surface was safely covered with a layer of new pieces.
I live alone now. When strangers come to visit, they are first impressed by cleanliness and order. They call my apartment the "exhibition model", the "killer’s apartment". I was asked if I had hired a maid.
These are gender stereotypes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №146316
 10.11.2017
I lay my laundry so that the cat would lie on it, still warm.

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