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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120434
 10.11.2015
I want to love you to the bottom!
I wonder, where is my bottom?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №120433
 10.11.2015
Whether you play computer shooters, read books, collect flash boxes, watch movies, play on the trumpet, draw amateur paintings, weave macrame or travel, there will always be a relative or a pseudo-friend who will water the shit from the bottom of anonymous on the left of the resource, the fact that you dare to spend your personal time on yourself, when you could instead free to pull His sofas, free to take His hometown to the stations and dig His gardens.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120432
 10.11.2015
I liked a new employee. I wore her for two weeks. The girl’s heart ice is melted. On Saturday she agreed to go to the cinema with me. On Friday, she brought to work a phone with an apple purchased the day before. I admired and admired them for half a day. Until I noticed the apple was bitten on the other side... That’s why I asked her about it? In short, there will be no dates, and I am the enemy number one :(

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120431
 10.11.2015
Do you stick your webcams too? Are you for security?

Alexey bird: yeah, yeah, you’ll see how I tremble and what?? to

What if they are registered and sent to work?

Alexey bird: Yes, but what is that? But if they get to see how I get rid of it, that’s another matter.

O times, O morals!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120430
 10.11.2015
A 63 year old acquaintance.
He goes to the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist:
Give me a spice!
What?! O_O
Give me a spice! In boxes or plates, any. If you don’t, I’ll go to another pharmacy.
Who advised you and for what?
At work, they advised, the name of the medicine is written, but the paper remains at home. My back hurts, give me something.
Maybe you find it?
What a difference, it would help.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120429
 10.11.2015
From the discussion of the Warcraft trailer on the hickey
"...Orcs don’t look natural."
Blade to! Where did these people see the orcs to claim that they didn’t look natural in the trailer?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №120428
 10.11.2015
The internet is like that. You read the comments, you think, “Some idiots!” you start to argue with them and you do not notice how one idiot has become more.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №120427
 10.11.2015
XXX is yo-ho!
A bottle of rom?
I almost set up vpn-adblock!
XXX: I fixed it.
xxx: and almost set up a one-sided deploy of this good with an update
xxx: L2TP+IPsec VPN with transparent privoxy
xxx: with AdblockPlus filters
xxx: it is so that on mobile do not put adblock proxy
xxx: because frankly - FF on Android - such a shit
Chromium does not know adblock.
yyy: You viewed the miniature - admin on vacation )))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120426
 10.11.2015
Ekaterina
And in the hospital when they were lying and in the camp, they had to put a triangular pillow.
Yuri
This is so that when you feel like Napoleon, you can quickly take any pillow and put on your head.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №120425
 10.11.2015
XXXX is not. I have a phone with a rotor sensor. If there is no place to recharge, it strengthens the battery. All Androids are built in.
YYYY He just charges the neighbor’s perforator

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №120424
 10.11.2015
Find someone who will help you overcome your weaknesses and shortcomings.
The one with whom you will go forward.
Commander of the company?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №120423
 10.11.2015
"Procurators will discuss in Sochi methods of combating terrorism "
In Sochi and fool can, you in Magadan try.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №120422
 10.11.2015
To the madness of the brave we sing a song,
Madness is simple – we give a certificate.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120421
 10.11.2015
From the client’s note:

In the face:
What kind of plan do I mean? We come from the associations we have written.
The main word is “mysterious” and a little less important “romantic.” I repeat the colors: mysteriously green, mysteriously blue, and mysteriously purple. They have some other name, I don't know it, you can find them by that name.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №120420
 10.11.2015
I would like to keep a human skull at home. Separated from the body and the skin ;)
Can I do this without violating the laws of the Russian Federation? And if I can’t, what exactly threatens me to store my skull?

YYY: It seems to be legal. It depends on whether you picked it from a pathologist or extracted it yourself from false people.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120419
 10.11.2015
What you shouldn’t do is look for a black mammoth in a dark room.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120418
 10.11.2015
XXX: Yes, it is there, say as it is.
yyy: you need to eat slowly, chewing each piece 33 times (mama said in childhood)))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120417
 10.11.2015
Comment on the news about the choice of a princess in a Japanese school for boys:
The elections are elections, the samurai are pydors!! to

[ + 17 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №120416
 10.11.2015
I read a quote from a year ago:

Roman: a friend paid attention to the fact that the hryvnia most often stabilized to the dollar on the numbers of Fibonacci - 2, 3, 5, 8, 13. The forecast is 21 :)

That’s why, Chloe, you were right. It lasted a long time at 21, and now it is up again. So I am for what. Tell us, humanitarian fools, what is the next number?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №120415
 10.11.2015
Mothers give you freedom.
............

I do not know. My grandmother didn’t give me freedom: don’t go there, don’t touch it, don’t do it... No freedom. The limitations alone. You are just lucky with your shoes =)

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