What to wash, what not to wash, what to smooth, what not to smooth, what to smooth...
I was somehow confused by the question: "Do you wash your ass in the bowl?"
A few minutes dulled, then I guessed it was about the bottom of the plate ;)

We had two cats in the family. Mother and son. very little! Less than 4 rooms. You come home - you want to chew-press - not on the couch, not on the chair... look for this cattle all over the house! Now they are... eight. It turned out to be right! No matter where you go, there is a cat everywhere!!! With each member of the family sleep their cats and everyone has enough murmuring...So not we are sick, it’s just you don’t like cats!

I will not stand:
>> I love this kind of thing. Why try to be better if you can sit comfortably in a warm and soft cock? How to go to the zoo>>>>

And why scratch the ass on the British flag for a result that does not bring the particular person neither comfort nor happiness? Wouldn’t it be better to work for something else in another field? Or just save energy by resting? Here is the other side of the medal.

But on a submarine in the instructions to the watermelon was entered such a item: "During the operation of the device it is forbidden to carry out shielding work, maneuvering, differentiation, missile and torpedo firing."

Oh, there’s a kind of frog that controls your bed when you get up at night to suck. This is often accompanied by love for programs such as Condom-2 and In the World of Animals with Andrey Malakhov, Russian pop and Instagram breastfeeding along with spiritualized (no) quotes. Someone even enjoys it :D

So the houses are clean, the hands are washed, the switches shine, the polishing is charged, the shell is snow-white. There are also breasts. He sits at home, looks at television, his brains are like a room dog. Not bad for amateurs.

> But why do you start scratching on other channels during advertising? Do you really have time for those five minutes, which lasts advertisement, to watch some other program? And as a result, when you return to the original channel, the advertisement has long since ended, and during the time that you chew the controller, important story events have occurred, without which further action becomes simply incomprehensible.

People who are really interested in important story events have not watched TV for a long time, for this there is the Internet. What I wish you.

I don’t think it’s about pigs and pigs, but a different systemic approach. Those who are so obsessed with cleaning, act like our mother-in-law: she first when cooking plagues the whole kitchen to disgrace, never washes dishes and never wipes anything in the process, and then for 2 hours scratches her own dirt. Those who don’t care, always clean up a little. If you do not wait for dirt to spread throughout the house, the cleaning takes much less time, and it remains, in fact, only a light glimpse.

here here :
Fuck you people. I run around the apartment every day to clean up the unpicked things in time, wipe out the obvious dirt, wash the dishes and everything in this spirit. It takes a maximum of an hour.

And an hour of time every day and the energy spent on it is not enough, isn’t it? Also with genuine cleaning on weekends. For an hour a day you can learn a language in a couple of years or paint will learn, for example, not to mention mastering a bunch of smaller skills and just a pleasant time, and not this here, merciless, meaningless and unsuccessful.

and alarm!

>> You would still wear pants with arrows

For safety reasons, the pants should be with arrows - lighting indicators "Entry", "Exit" and others. Evacuation plan is in place.

The strike

Interestingly, if women were so friendly that they would have held, say, a week's house strike - would men have reached?

I was in Iceland. True, only for one day, but not only at home, but also at work. It came immediately, the changes began sharply.

Why did you not come to work?
YYY: Do you remember I told you that I have my own car? The light bulb check the engine burned and stopped!
Yes, Japanese automotive industry, a miracle and all the works.
yyy: In general, miracles do not happen, and the bulbs have the ability to burn!)))

I am the woman who always has the mountains on the couches.

My grandmother went from the village to the big city, graduated from the medical institute, did a dissertation, they and my grandfather got an apartment, raised my mother and took my dad to the same living area - he did not have his own. The grandmother had no time at home, she had bare walls and tons of clothes.

My mother cleaned and decorated the apartment all her life - all the restructuring and afterwards. I retired in the same position as I started.

I have shit at home. Because times have changed, and my parents have no money or connections. Now I do a career to ensure housing for myself (a grandmother’s apartment is nowhere), a decent old age for my parents and a little time to kiss my grandmother.

All are good. Look at the picture wider.

“Nath, I’m going, but we’re late to the movie and we don’t have time for a beer in Ashan.
Tell me that you adore me.
I adore you :*
The bottle in the backpack
Yes, I definitely adore you.

Fuck they don’t give up! The only way is to make her suspect for a while that you like guys... Then there is a chance that any girl will like her ;-)

I knew my aunt personally, who was happy that his son brought home not a mercantile idiot but a cute, intelligent boy. A terrible woman, yes.

In this pizzeria you can order an apology card. When I am ashamed of you...
I’ll fuck you, I’ll fuck you, I’ll fuck you.
“Vitya, this will happen sooner or later, so don’t be surprised when you get a pizza with a card and you’re offended, horse.”
Damn to fuck.

On the subject:

“Oh my God, how many have been separated "not like all"! They will soon be noticeably more than others.

I am smart, fashionable, cute
I am not like all these.
They argue every day.
Seven billion people

"Launched app to pay for gasoline without leaving the car on car gasoline”

Xxx: Previously, it was advised to leave the vehicle during its refuelling - say, basic safety equipment and all that. Or am I three hundred years old and out of darkness?

Zzz: Probably that’s why you’ve lived up to 300 years, you follow the rules of TV.

Online Diagnosis

>>> If an adult man cries over a song, it is an indication that it is a refined, refined home boy raised by a mommy (not a mommy, namely a mommy).

From yes, the whole breathing tearwashing "Russian chanson" is for such "refined" and written, without a bazar.

The story of the Cinderella tells us that the main thing for any girl is to stay beautiful until midnight. Well, how lucky is it.

Not an anecdote. State Committee on Budgeting.
Member of the Committee 1:
And why did they spend so much money on developing the laser direction? It is a nuclear university. Let them work with their nuclear technology! Why start with a clean list?
Member of the Commission No. 2, polite and insecure:
Well, as far as I remember, they have something on the lasers. Maybe two or three decades have been working in this direction.
Where are the results?
Member of the Commission No. 3, darkly:
Working longer. They actually invented the laser. Although there are three Nobel Prizes - Basov, Prochorov and Towns...