I’ve done so much for her for "thank you". She doesn’t even touch herself.
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Read your own phrase again and realize that "unselfishness" on your part does not smell. Either do not hypocrite and position yourself as a caretaker (but then be ready to leave after receiving a rejection), or friends honestly, and don't pretend to be allowed to kick.
Yes, for the future – help and support in friendship is mutual, not in the gates alone. If you think that you are asymmetrically used in friendship - a person, regardless of gender, not a friend, "and so" - as in a song. But in this case it is you rush to win and deceive trust - so the problem is clearly not that.

My mother is 76 years old, she is still not waking up wandering around the house. Toli toilet is looking for Toli refrigerator, passing by my rooms.

What kind of play do you play? (43 for me)
This is Veronica!
Young people, you listen to everything.

were at the meeting.
The Deputy Director (year 30) of the hostel says:
Those who work at night write statements.
Behind me, a man sits like this:
And a prize.

From a known resource:
Congratulations on your new expression. "Sutkin’s logic and logic. This is when there is an offensive and unfair joke that everyone knows. But you will not bring them all to court – and we will bring them to court in the only place in the world where it is written that this joke is evil, offensive and unfair. This place has a master.

In the course of our half-country on the "Sytkin logic" function...

xx: recently the guests came, the girl was sitting next to the barley and choked as it smells.
Do you have the smell in your apartment all the time?
xx: he is periodically taken to the toilet to live, so that the cage is not washed
Why is this animal?
xx: he has a small wheel of grid, running 15 km per night.
xx and so on. Yoga runs and cracks, the wheel is as if asphalted by a bark shit.
xx: at the same time he sits in the bucket, i.e. No one sees him at all.
yy: the presence reminds only the smell

I work in a fairly large office, a call is given - the user does not have a laptop on. I tried for a long time to find out what was wrong on the phone, there was no effect, I had to go down. I approach the user, the notebook does not react, I go under the table, I look, and there the electrical outlet almost fell (there is a pillar with electrical, telephone and network outlets). I carefully pull out the plug and insert it into the neighboring socket and - voila - the notepad works. I go back, I think I need to tell the electricians about the problem with the socket, I am, of course, distracted and I forget. I go back to my office and I have the boss(s):
Max, did you go to Julia?
I: Well, and what is it?
(n): Well, the situation, the IT specialist came, something was done, everything worked out, the girl works quietly and suddenly flies and falls, the people fled...
It turned out that the girl had metal bullets on the heads of the boots and she shakes her leg while sitting, touching the socket that fell out.

I just heard:
In any unclear situation - eat cakes! and :)

Our boss has only a cap from the headscarves, in all other things, the Cherkassian seat is not suitable for the cow.

A couple of times came in the hat earned chased "Sharikov"
I tried different types of winter hats and shapes and shapes, but I didn't put on the papaha: not the head, but a pot with ears.
No one really says anything to him, but whoever he meets, he has a running line in his eyes with the text "I see an idiot."

Today stated in the hat "country", which the cleaner said that the boss in it looks like a Jewish condom
Now we sit with interest looking at the cleaner.

XXX: I live on the second floor of the ninth floor. During lunch I looked out the window, and there was a huge puppy down there. She put meat in a bag and threw it out of the window. In the evening I go home, and she is waiting for me right at the door of my apartment and complaining looking. How smart these dogs are 😉
YYY: with the bomb also rides

"Oh, everything" – and you are the king of disputes!

“I, of course, wildly apologize, but in my time everything, in the male team and during the dispute, meant the transition to an active phase of discussion.
"Oh, all" and "in the table"!

Will we baptize our children?
He is: No
She: Thank God

here here :

Without humor
Oh well, give it up!
Fucking I want to believe in the theory of six handshakes: a stylist-friseur is sought, his name is Igor, his surname is unknown. Worked in the beauty salon "Clever" on street. Salama Adil (Moscow) until December of this year. Born in St. Petersburg, studied law, lived / lives in the area of Shkelkovsky highway. He smokes and likes to go to clubs.
The administrators of the salon do not want to share any information, all hope for responsive people! Wonders to send to jcqdbs dog gmail point com.
The cat, the odmin, the shredder, the hoyace! Happy Miracles in the New Year!
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No, comrade, you won’t find me either.

From the answers:
How to stop being afraid of flying on a plane?
Why are you afraid to fly? Falling is terrible.

A friend at work had a story. Someone ordered new, spiked-powered expensive cartridges for the copier. Scandal for the entire office. Then it turned out that the machine ordered them itself.

Boom: A new refrigerator to connect to the internet.

Shurik: Well, she is networked, the entire office uses it as a printer. No one has looked at the adjustments.
By the way, I have already seen refrigerators with waiwai, they can actually order what is finished.

I will answer:

How can a frigid fool have a broken hole? What does a broken hole look like??? Is it foolish to shake your hole if it is frigid??? became very interesting.

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Very simple - the losers in their attempts to justify no longer know what arguments to bring against women, and begin to get confused in their own words)

A few days ago in the store, a woman standing in front of me in a row tried to find out from the saleswoman why the cheese was so expensive, because it was domestic. People have already begun to suspect something vague, but for now they are still struggling to put suspicions in verbal form.

YYY is domestic. In Russia there is only war. The rest is import.

by Valeri:
In the face of rising expenses
Stable salary
The Spirit of a Samurai

The first class had a task of the type "writ the word".
Wow, what would you write? The 18-year-old says: "Gui-si!" I: "Gus-li." Danya thought. " and by Google!"
"The New Generation..." - with the reproach of the eighteen year old))

The Biologist:

"He is not
to clarify how to get out of the snake." Yes, there is
Only two exits...
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Okay okay?
Study the biology.
Just the snakes have no exit from the digestive tract - only the entrance.
Everything is digested there, including lead buttons.
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Where are these biologists? Have you had snakes at home? They eat and crack once every 2-3 months. But if you come out...the army sort will look like romans.

Tired of living in the woods. Everyone oppresses them, nobody loves them. Go to the SSA for advice.
Soap, how are we going to be? No one loves us.
You need to become a hunter.
The mice are pleased. Well, exactly, no one oppresses the hunters, everyone loves the hunters.
So how do we become eggs?
I define the strategy. The technical part does not concern me.
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Sova replied" I am not a tactic, I am a strategist.