The arrangement is this: at our company, the toilet is repaired, so everyone goes to the female. There are two cabins.
Well, I’ll go there big. Sitting down, smoking, playing on the phone, well as always caroche...
Here, in the second cabin, someone went in, sat down, did the small business and sat tiiyihō as in the assembly.
I am not a fool, I am also a spy. Minutes so after 10 deep breaths and a whisper: two stripes.
They came out at the same time.
Hello to Andrei.
Hello to Ol.
Cherry greet me. I’m getting married and I’m going to be a dad soon.)

From the diary:
This morning I woke up in a great mood and awaited my birthday congratulations.
My mother wanted to find me a normal girl.
Dad has a good job.
The girls are good friends.

By lunch I felt like a complete loser!"

I laid the ceiling yesterday. Probably familiar to many. Now I understand the Puma glue called "Titan". Smell it on a tile and suckle then hold the ceiling for half an hour.

The Gulf of Finland in February. Ice and snow. To the right – Kronstadt, to the left – Oranienbaum. A carrier from Kronstadt. Crossing his way, a icebreaker floats. The driver is desperate. If the “Lenin” icebreaker passes before it has time to jump through, the road will be ruined for several hours. And the carrier rushes all over, hitting onto the vessel’s fortress. Where else, except for Russia, you will see the collision of a steam ship with a carrier?
/Journal "Ogonok" No. 1 for 1927

Are you born like that or are you reading special literature?

Loneliness is not when no one has a word, but when no one has a word.

to listen.

The sight was broken

My wife goes to a fitness club. She paid attention to the woman.

In the middle of her life, she was in an envious sports form. She seems,

I was never tired and had time to do almost anything.

The coaches.

It was surprising, my wife wondered. I barely take a shower.

She trains and never gets sweaty.

But one day, the wife finally came home very pleased:

It turns out that they are twins.

I will explain to you now very simply why you went home for salary.

Gasoline has nothing to do with it. Let’s say we, you and the chronicler were flying.

A plane across the Pacific Ocean. Three of us walked along the way.

We broke the door from the toilet, and for this we were thrown into the sea.

through an emergency exit. Fortunately, near the place of our fall.

There is a small unnamed Polynesian island. Choosing to

The coast, we consulted, and decided to consider it a new state under

The United States of Absenta (United States).



When we were thrown out of the plane, the luggage was not handed over to us.

All material and intangible assets are

The toilet door you took with you. In general, despite

At the end of the day, you are the most expensive in your wallet.

A $100 banknote was discovered. Thus, in

Our U.S. has non-financial assets – the door, and financial assets, they

The amount of money is $ 100. This is all our savings. Since we have

There is nothing else, so we can say that we have one.

A material asset is a door secured with a cash mass of $100. T is.

The door costs $100.



A little shuddered, we decide that we need to arrange somehow. The most

One of us was a chronicler. He immediately announced that he was creating

The bank is ready to increase the existing savings of the population.

3% of the year - well not sitting a man without work. You give him $100, and he

They are recorded in the notebook in the article "Passives ->Dipasites". But I also not.

I’m sorry I’ve spent so much time investigating.

I know how to take out your door and $100. I am

I offer you to take your $100 increase under 5% annual. I pull out a list of

My notepad and I write on it - "Ablegation for $100 under 5% annual". You are

You feel like you’re cracked. Take money from the upset.

Chronoscopist with dipazite and you give them to me in exchange for my allegation.



I take your $100 and put it on a deposit in the bank back happy

The chronicler.

In the best case, it would be possible to calm down and go to do everything.

to shake the palm or to dive behind the moles, to get bread.

Urgent to say so. But you know, I’m a financial genius.

Things like coconut and oysters don’t interest me. Moving on

50 steps from the southern coast to the north, and 30 steps from the northern coast.

From the west to the east, I think of a brilliant combination. I come to you and

I offer to earn another 1% per year in the empty place. Take in the bank

Chronoscopic loan under 4%, and buy another bond under 5%.

The second $100 allegation I immediately write out on the notepad, and

I put it in front of your nose. Not thinking long, you run to the bank and take

$100 loan under guarantee of my first obligation of $100. They are there, I am them.

I put it on a dipside. You lend me $100 and hide the second one.

I have an affidavit to my wallet - now you have my affidavit for $200.

And $100 I put in the bank - now I have $200 there on the deposit. chronologist

Up to jump from joy - credit business popper.



Do you think I will stop? I have already written a third.

of ablegation. Running to the bank for a loan under the guarantee of the second allegation. closer to

In the evening, rushing over the island with this hundred backs and healing all of them.

the leaflets from the notepad on the allegation, we have the following picture. You have on

$5,000 of my obligations, and I have $5,000 of disbursement in the bank. Now, I

I feel it’s time to put your door in your hands. I suggest

Buy it for $100. But you harm – the door is only one, and

You drop the price at $1000. Well, $1000 so $1000 - I finally have a

The deposit is $5,000. I send on the last notepad.

payment order to the Chronoscope, transfer $1000 from my deposit to

Yours, and I take your door.



If we give our accounting to an American economist with a Harvard

With a diploma, he will tell us that our U.S. has $1,000 of material resources.

assets in the form of doors, and $10,000 financial assets in the form of bonds and

of Dipasites. The value of our total assets has increased.

110 times a day.

A less subtle and educated person would say that we are three fools.

We had one door and $100, so it was, and that only finished.

Debbie could have ripped the leaflets out of the notebook all day, instead of

Drinking the coconut. Which one is right, decide for yourself. But the mechanism

The relative increase in housing prices is exactly the same as in the United States, that in Japan,

What in Russia.

I saw today in the store chocolate roulette under the brand "Man with taste". The inscriptions on the billboards killed the drunk:
The man with the taste of strawberries.
A man with a taste of condensation, etc.

Recent events in Samara:
I am approaching the pedestrian crossing. Signs, "zebra", everything is in place. There are no people. Following the front legs to the edge of the zebra, the dog stands and patiently waits. I think that intelligence should be rewarded. I stopped. The man stood up and stood up too. Picture: Five cars pass a dog. The dog calmly crosses the road and on the other side, turning his head, shortly cries and continues his way.
The rush was three minutes. Those who came later, probably took us for idiots, but such a charge of vigor...

Those who touched the USB input on the rear panel of the body with their fingers will not have problems with the girls!