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[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23559
 10.12.2009
to this:
In the comments to the video (literally):
The guy doesn't lie plays correctly the chords holds correctly and so that the sound was better plays special stuff because sometimes the fingers are very difficult and even painful to play I understand this myself 8th year on the guitar I study
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Surgeons also want the cut of the norm was cut by a special thing because the fingers can not be cut I will understand this 10th year of the operation I spend.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №23558
 10.12.2009
Mommy told me:
They have a aunt at work, especially the intelligence is not different=) She comes out like a sms said "Mom I am in trouble kick 900r on this number"..well she thinks what a fuck, calls the son, well he naturally says what a divorce.She, not long thinking, sends the divorce sms "Go logh elsewhere look for".
The rocks are where they should be sought.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №23557
 10.12.2009
to this:

Have you ever tried a snow cubic?
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Thanks for the affair!! For the first time in a few months, I smiled with my brain, not my mouth!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №23556
 10.12.2009
I wanted a shirt for 160.
Murleska: Husband was willing to sell the car to buy it
SBP: Protecting
So is my car.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №23555
 10.12.2009
KRAY - ZEMLI
The Chinese spade after the first attempt to dig the ground:
[Image of a curved lap]

ZUSS
And there was a beautiful slide.

KRAY - ZEMLI
I suspect, when trying to pull, the pull is transformed again into a spade. and :-)

by gae13
This is very convenient, 2 in 1.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №23554
 10.12.2009
Stones on YouTube:

This is called gay xenon. Gay Xenon - because when with such light go to the meeting, you want to shout "Pidaras, adjust the lighting!".

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23553
 10.12.2009
So it happened that my brother and I studied in the same class... My brother has a record in the diary: “Dear parents, your daughter is breaking discipline! And she doesn’t have a diary!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23552
 10.12.2009
EL: Yes you are what! I am a mathematician. A mathematician will never have disorderly sex. In mathematics, all sexual relationships are strictly ordered.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №23551
 10.12.2009
We sit somehow with Dimon after training at his home, drink a mineral, look at the box. Here from the bathroom returns Yulka, stops at the door and asks:
Can I sit here naked?
Of course I was a bit surprised. Who knows what their order is. In general, I did not object. I look at Demon, his eyes are like this, and he stretches:
What? what? O_O
Yula repeats:
Can I dry my head?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №23550
 10.12.2009
by Kain_2551
I remembered.
In 1-2 classes I lived in a room with guys with whom relationships were difficult. different people though.
and shorter.
When we cooked the pellets, we counted them before we put them in the water.
There was a Demo-Peelman
This is the peel which was tried during cooking to determine whether it is ready or not.
Exactly one. If 1 time failed, then all the other demo pellets were deducted from the portion of the cooker.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №23549
 10.12.2009
Change of status:
8:30 am - am I a trembling creature, or a human being and have the right to start my day without coffee?? to
8:45 am I am trembling.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №23548
 10.12.2009
DeathAngel: I want to get a new look at the NH, even a verse sent to Santa Claus

DeathAngel: Good Father Christmas Give GeForce

kaffko: and in general I will advise you to ask in a more categorical form... for example... old and gray Gandon fit me a radion

Kaffko: Well, this is a goo version...in the edition of Schnurov

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №23547
 10.12.2009
I go with my husband in the car. Going out of the courtyard to the main. He first looks in the mirror, turns around and only then rolls out on the road.
Why are you turning around, you can see in the mirror.
Remember, the mirrors do not reflect.

[ + 96 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23546
 10.12.2009
Are all of them fucking fucking?
I go to our, and he pulls his hair out of his nose and cries to himself! Bring them to the ambulance.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №23545
 10.12.2009
The Bourgeois Forum:
Gregox:...and passed by this in the vassal Moscow.
Google was unable to translate, what is it?
gregox: It's slang, Google is not able to translate.
admin: I love Russia, but if you continue posting in Russian slang I will delete this topic.
gregox: she forgot to ask the pindo (Yes of course, sorry.)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23544
 10.12.2009
XXX: Jehovah’s Witnesses came to me today.
Higher education is written on the forehead.I argued with them a little,
They promised to bring the Bible and perform a miracle on Monday.
I’ll look at him if I open the door.
YYY: They also went to the Kosta
And where did he send them?I hope to church, not further.
YYY: No, it was two years ago, when he was just starting philosophy lectures, they themselves fled.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №23543
 10.12.2009
It was a bad idea to light a car at a speed of 180 dps on the ring.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23542
 10.12.2009
I don’t know what headsets to buy.
Take the vacuum.
I don’t have a vacuum in my ears.
You are stronger, and you are stronger, and you are stronger.
I am so hurt (
The first time is always painful!!!

[ + 87 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23541
 10.12.2009
Yesterday I did lessons with my son and for every mistake I forced him to squeeze.
If he grows stupid, he will at least be strong.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №23540
 10.12.2009
Please add the button "so you need *jay!"

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