Boys and girls, if you saw someone in the subway, on the street, in the coffee, etc., then approach immediately and get to know, and do not write here any shit.This is not a dating site, it is not the advertising department.
Get out of the bore!

Facebook has acquired "Mordockbook"
The social network Facebook has an address in the.RF zone - "mordokniga.рф". One Cyrillic address Facebook was not limited to and at the same time bought the domain "face book.рф".

XXX:... yes, I’m compared to your Ilya Muromets!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY He is thirty years old and three years old.
XXX: The Fuck

the head in contact status: "Sick"
and the "I like" button has already been clicked by 16 people :DDD

Okay, you left those shaving machines on my desk then... I was sitting there and while I thought I would write, I took my leg to shave...

I probably in vain added my executive director to my contacts.
and what?
- he has interests: blackjack and prostitutes, steal, secretly hate others, glamorous prostitutes, make a smart face, fuck goats, chicks, dogs, submit to bad influence, pretend to be smart, laugh, watch the reaction, kill

I get scared when he calls me.

by Thoril:
What "Waiting" is different from "Sleeping"?

by Rexredeemer:
Sometimes the sleeper cries.)

Favorite: Oscar is good, Oscar is smart!! to
I: After I gave my cat, you don’t pay any attention to me at all.
The cat went to the bathroom alone!! to
I: Yes, I’ve been to the toilet alone for 24 years, and you’ve never told me that!!!! to

And now, Americans, I will warn you for the last time that in Russia Christmas is celebrated on 7 January.

A monument to Alexander Nevsky worth 20 million rubles is planned to be installed in Chita.

- It will be cheaper if on the monument Lenin armor and helmet to wear.

by merz_V._2.0
My neighbors in the community - a living proof that the pids are heterosexual!

From Forum
1: I will give the piano, urgently, self-driving.
2 What floor? How much do you want to get it off the balcony on the asphalt? ?
3: I participate in this, sign off if anything.
4 to +1

Yulechk@: Baby, how is Yandex written?
Operated by: Google
Jules @: thank you ?

xxx: He poured a full cup of tea on the table, poured a keyboard, a controller, a bunch of not very important papers, a journal, part of the tea poured on the floor, sucked into the carpet, the wallpaper also hit :=(
xxx: The hour killed this shit, wiped off the numbpad to white, scratched the rubbish from under the table, disassembled on the table, washed the floor, long ago I had not been so clean :=)
Do you know what a wet cleaning is?

My sister lived a good life, working as a primary school teacher. When we bowed and mocked the matte, she shrugged her head and said:
- You can always find more meaningful activities for cultural entertainment, as well as censorship words to express your own thoughts!

The budget salary forced her to re-study as a programmer.

He fails to do what he does, but he has little experience, so he sits around the clock and, bumping under his nose, looks for his own mistakes, periodically shouting:

to shrink! What a shit! I am a Malacca!

I’m even afraid to imagine what she’ll soon have "cultural entertainment"...

We are leaving on May 9, about 5 in the morning. The picture - there are three alcoholics, and apparently - chronic. All are dirty, all are dirty.)
The dialogue
I don’t want the ball, I do not want the ball.
Fuck, today is a celebration.
Yes, they are obliged to celebrate! Join the third conversation.
and unwillingness
So hope... fucking life, just holidays.

That guy with wave-shaped hair and a charming birth spot on his beard, who was driving in the wagon on Tagansko-Krasno-Presnenskaya after 16:00 today, I am sorry that I came out so quickly.If you find yourself, write to 8-903-546-eight-nine-ten.
The same white-brown misunderstanding that was hidden in the collar.)

PS Please do not miss it.

First I chase the tea, and then the tea chases me. by Pipo

and NOX:
I don’t have origami.
and UTRO:
Eat for a long time?

EGOR: Let’s work
Is it possible to do one thing?? to