of life.
The girl is late for a meeting for 2 hours, suddenly appears and immediately:
"I am so cute!! It’s not me, it’s all Google!! to
I planned the route in advance (only 30 minutes), I go to the N-stop on the bus, I leave, I cross the road, I have another 5 minutes, and go 3. And here I stop. On the shore! This teaching paved the route across the Moscow-River without a bridge! Back - an hour to go, and on the other hand - wet... Are you not frozen, cat?"

<me> I was asked yesterday at the entrance of the bar if I have 21)))
<me> with this tone, with a ride, you know, "girl, and you have 21 at all?"
<me> I almost kissed this guard)))

The events of the last days prompted the idea: during the rallies in OMON costumes to rob a bank, so that they then catch each other :)

Walking around like this, the zenky pulled out, in ecstasy squeezing - "Ah, what thin wrists, what gentle skin! You are my little princess, blabla, you are only on your arms to wear and protect you from wind and rain.
I sat down to write poems, and I vanilla cleaned the stool and twisted the door to the kitchen closet.
Blowing out for romance.

Guilherme Faller: Let us help the Russians. They hated the United States before it became cool.

Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to
Moscow authorities have allowed the rally for 30,000 people, and will even allocate buses for the protesters. At the same time, December 10 is a training day, and the military commissions will look for refugees at the rally.
A genius decision! Gather all the dissatisfied in one place, sink in the buses - and into the forest.
I haven’t been so upset on humorous websites as I have been on news recently.

With Email Questions>>>
I need a liquid crystal computer so that the processor can read the disks there. Which is better Windows or Pentium?
0 0 0

xxx good night. Please help me with the problem when upgrading Firefox from 3.1 to 8.
Gol: Why are you sitting?

Onishchenko urged Russians not to go to rallies because of the risk of flu
yyy: Symptoms of influenza: measles, hematomas. With the poisonous course of the disease, brain shock and bone fractures are possible, hospitalization is recommended for 15 days.

I want new elections!
There will be elections in March, and you don’t even know how repeated they are! c) 9 minutes 11th

On Saturday, December 10, classes in Moscow schools will start 2 hours later, with the calculation that children do not get to the rally.

The popular sweetness is afraid even of schoolchildren?

On December 10, all Moscow schoolchildren were obliged to write a checklist. From 13-00 to 15-00. All of us!! Even those who did not study on Saturdays. No one even said a nose from school during the rally.
P.S I was a student and I got a phone call five minutes ago. I sit and guard.

Do you have a day when you don’t turn on the computer at all?
YYY: Of course, because I don’t turn it off.

Ralph: I was brought a cartridge from a sausage warehouse
Ralf: I’m looking at everyone "Close your eyes, smell what’s it?"
Everyone thinks it’s sausage.
only one person said that smoked wings

The game "I know five..."
1st I know five seasons of the year.
Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn and Holidays!

<black>!faq
<bishop>!help
<3567>!fap
<3567> the main team in disney
<Megaloman>!fap
<Megaloman> and what does it mean?
<3567> this is the only way to go :D
<3567> Megaloman, and you several times
<3567>!fap!fap!fap...
<Megaloman> and
<Megaloman>!fap!fap!fap
<3567> to the desired result
<Megaloman> before what?
<Megaloman> what does this team do at all?! to

Yulia, Michael is still on vacation until Monday, while I will communicate with you - my name is Valentine or Evgeny.

Kirkorov’s daughter is named Alla-Victoria.
See also Viva-la-Diva-Viva-Victoria Afrodita
Eighty and Eighty: Alla...

The Comrade! When passing the IQ test on the Internet, remember: the main criterion for evaluating the level of your IQ is whether you send SMS or not.

Recently, I moved to work as an odmin in one rigorous factory related to aviation.
And I realized that we have the toughest systems!
One of the pensioners, who still remembered Eski, went to the workshop and scrubbed the central processor on the machine. He motivated this by the fact that the processor is poorly attached to the radiator".
Now I have to clean the radiator.
All departments are waiting for results.