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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №155457
 10.12.2020
The case occurred in Moscow in 2002. I am 23 years old. So, I got sick with the flu, I was sick for 2 weeks, then went to work. After 2 days again the fever, the head hurt heavily, the back. The next day, the temperature dropped to 37, 5, but there was a crazy headache and vomiting. I went to the district, the ambulance came 2 times, everyone looked closely, squeezed anesthetic, anesthetic and said - complications after the flu, for some reason no one offered to the hospital, the figure knows, maybe because the temperature was not high. 2 days have passed, I am getting worse, almost straight to glucose. Mother calls an ambulance again, the brigade comes, well honestly, whether it is from a good body, or if it is already subjects. The doctor said so aside, trying not to breathe on us, but amber on the whole room. And here this doctor looks at me for 2 minutes and says not very sober: she has meningitis, immediately to the hospital. Diagnosis: purulent meningitis, in the hospital said a few more hours and it's all. Droplets, dozens of injections, there was no living place at the fifth point. 3 weeks in the hospital, then the sanatorium. It has been recovering for a long time, but it all went without consequences.

That brigade saved my life.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155456
 10.12.2020
Xxx: During sex I’m usually on top. The floor above.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №155455
 10.12.2020
Motherland, country and state are born at the same time, but are raised in different families.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №155454
 10.12.2020
My father for the mushrooms.

A friend once told me how they and a friend stumbled in the woods on a white barrel.
The baskets were already full, so the place was remembered, marked on the navigator. And went further home.
The next day they came back – they can’t find this pollen. The navigator indicates that they are in place. Everyone was around – there was no one.

My dad and I had the opposite.

He loved the forest very much. He has led me for mushrooms since my very youth. And the phrase “silent hunting” I heard from him for the first time.
If we were going somewhere far away and for a long time, he was wearing a kirzachi. I bought my first shoes when I was 4-5 years old.

By the way. - an interesting nuance of the era of the early sixties - in the store sold children's boots. And bought them.
I remember my pleasure when I tightly wrapped my booty, wrapped my foot in my boots, and slightly sinked, to feel that my foot in the booty is like poured.

I remember that my father and I often drove the 33rd kilometre. This road is called the A-108.

They came on the track, caught the trunk... The father said to the driver, “Thirty-third...”

They came out of the high cabin of the truck, crossed the road... There was a breeze hole. My father cut off the stick for me and for himself, he must have found a white on that stick, and we went deep into the forest.

Once there was no white on that shovel. My father chewed her over and over again. I started asking, “Dad! Let’s go further!”
He said, “The weather. I always take the first white from here...” But then he found a spoon of a newly cut white mushroom, and calmed himself: “Look, he was waiting for us, and we were late.” Let us go further.

At one time or another, we will walk with him somewhere in the woods. They went deeper, the roads are almost no longer heard. I went ahead of him when I heard from behind, “What did you go past the mushrooms?” I look around, he points to the pads with a stick. Large, next to him - a little smaller, and quite small - fifteen centimeters from them.
He leaned with a knife to the mushrooms – he never broke them, only cut them. He says, "This small... and to leave it for nothing - will dry when the big cut, and to take away why this little thing."

I said, “Dad! Look, these mushrooms are like mom, dad and son. Let it grow and let it grow.”
The father again explained that the fungus was one, and when he cut these mushrooms, it would stop growing. I did not agree. Dad was a little angry that I didn’t believe him, and said, “Look, we’ll come here after tomorrow – you’ll see!”
I looked around, the same forest. I say, “How do we find this place?” the father smiled, “This is a forest. How can you get lost here?He approached the ass, and made a knife at the eye level half the size of my palm.

And here we wander through this forest again, I have forgotten about that mushroom for the past two days, again ahead of my father, and suddenly hear from behind: "Look, you see! I told you...” He points with a stick to the dried dry mushroom. I’m looking for pins from those he cut around yesterday, and I don’t find them. I say, “This is exactly the place?” the father answers, “Of course...” And here I was surprised. He lifts up his eyes, turns his head, and looks for an ass and a snare on it. He finds and shows me.

That is to say, deep in the forest, which seemed to me quite monotonous, he easily recognised the smallest cane, found that tiny mushroom in this grass, and it turns out that the hose was even superfluous for him.

He died when I was seven.

I love to go for mushrooms, but I rarely go out, and I find few.

On the photo, I am 2 years and 11 months old. He photographed him.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №155453
 10.12.2020
Childhood ends at the moment when you stop fearing to donate blood for analysis and start to fear its results.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №155452
 10.12.2020
I had once. I press the computer button and immediately a terrible whisper, knock and crush and crack. I am accustomed to computer breakdowns, but my legs were pulled up so that my legs would not break away from the disc that had broken. I just perceived so. That it was Winchester that started and flew away. Or the SD. It turned out that exactly at the moment when I pressed the switch button, someone behind the wall started drilling something, it seemed. A few seconds came to himself.

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