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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157294
 10.12.2021
My ex-husband was of twins was..I never confused, I have known since 10 years. Their head was slightly different shape, and then brother's front tooth was broken and it became quite simple :)

A few stories on the subject.

My husband's brother (190 height) had a girl, a small one (we lived in the same apartment then). My husband comes from the kitchen, she approaches him in front of my eyes, hugs him, and tastingly compresses his buttocks. I sit, rush, because I understand that she is stupidly confused. My husband’s eyes are on his forehead – the expression of his face is invaluable!!! and then she raises her eyes and as AAAAAAAAAAAA shakes up, it came to pass that the guy was fossilized like that.

I was taken to the army, but my brother was not. My brother and I went to my house to bring cigarettes and food. We go to the CPP, we say **** can I call? My answer is, Kiev on Brother – and who is this? I say – his brother... Ah, and I am a sister... The other person comes in, in a way higher, says ***** fuck your mother, why are you in the civil? I say it’s his brother...Ah, and I’m a sister...I’ve been called for the third time. Then the whole company came to see - aaah, they were the same!!!! to

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157293
 10.12.2021
The problem of modern times is the inability to distinguish development from transformation.
And encountering another variation, a person takes it for improvement.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157292
 10.12.2021
Dr. Mark was a famous oncologist. One day he flew to an important conference in another city where he was to be awarded a prize in medicine. However, an hour after taking off, an emergency landing took place at the nearest airport. The doctor rented a car and went to the conference.
Shortly after he left, the weather deteriorated and a strong storm began. Because of the heavy rain, the Internet disappeared in the navigator, it turned wrong and lost.
After two hours of driving, he realized he was missing. He felt hungry and terribly tired, so he decided to look for a place to stay. Finally, he stumbled upon a small house. Desperate, he got out of the car and knocked on the door.
The door was opened by a woman.
He explained and asked her to use the phone. The woman replied that she had no phone, but he could go in and wait until the weather improved.
The hungry, wet and tired doctor accepted her offer and entered. The woman gave him a hot tea and said he would go to pray. Dr. Mark smiled and said he believed only in hard work.
Sitting at the table and drinking tea, the doctor watched the woman in the dim light of candles as she prayed next to the baby bed. The doctor understood that the woman needed help, so when she finished praying, he asked her:
What exactly do you want from God? Do you think God will ever hear your prayers?
The woman smiled sadly and said:
“My son, who suffers from a rare type of cancer and there is only one doctor, his name is Mark, who can cure him, but I don’t have the money to afford it, besides, Dr. Mark lives in another city. God has not answered my prayer yet, but I know it will help... and nothing will break my faith.
Shaken and lost the gift of speech, Dr. Mark just cried. He whispered:
God is great...
He remembered everything that happened to him today: a failure in the plane, the heavy rain that caused him to go astray; and all this happened because God not only answered her prayer, but also gave him a chance to get out of the material world and gave him the opportunity to help the poor miserable people who have nothing but prayer.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157291
 10.12.2021
Summary of the Commercial Director.

In the Mesozoic era there were large and long dinosaurs. Imagine such a giant 40 meters long. To his tail runs a small predator the size of a cat and begins to bite meat. The dinosaur’s nerve fibers send a signal to his head: something is wrong. But the signal speed is only 80 meters per second (this is the norm for a person). A signal in the brain. Half a second to make a decision: see what’s there. The neck with the head turning: Aha! They eat me! It takes another second and a half. In the tail ran the team: to crush this dumb bitch into a farce. Half a second and the tail begins to move. A total of three seconds. During this time, you can bite a good piece, jump away and watch the tail movements of the unlucky dinosaur.

Do you think these diplodocks walked with scratched tails? Nothing at all! The dinosaurs developed a second decision-making center. This is not a brain, but a thickening of the spinal cord the size of a walnut. It was just under the tail, in the ass. Now the dinosaur could take simple decisions three times faster and so easy it was not to bite him. Yes is. Decisions have been made but it is a compelled compromise. Working in a large company, don’t be surprised that many issues are solved “through the ass.” A decision by the head can take several years.

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