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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14369
 10.02.2009
I woke up from a phone call, smoked, spoke on the phone.
“Well, all the battery, it sits down while,” he said, hearing the sounds of the exhaling battery.
He threw the phone into the fork, the bull carefully brought to charge.
I watched a long time, I thought.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14368
 10.02.2009
The love lyric channel.

BonVee: She smoothed my back
BonVee: And from the touch of her hands
All my muscles relaxed.
Saphiroth: The sphincters?
BonVee: Fuck this fool out of the channel, on the third day, he will absorb everything that is written here!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14367
 10.02.2009
He: Here you, women, simulate orgasm, and we, men, can’t.
She: Well yes, Coneco, you have the result on your face...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14366
 10.02.2009
What need to be an idiot to write in the column "question to restore the password" "you as under the laminate?"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14365
 10.02.2009
Do you really consider yourself so unique and unique?
yyy: of course, I remember when I was a child I heard my mom say to her girlfriend "all children are like children, and I have a fucking head"))

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