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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42950
 10.02.2011
Katerina: I think the employer should be drawn again about the payment?
Kirill: I have to.
KIRIL: Or they finally swallowed.
Kirill: Tell them so.
Kirill is polite.
KIRIL: Well, you’re totally out there. thank you.
Katerina: Yes to you
Kirill: What is it? Thanks, a polite word 😉
Katerina Volobuyeva: No, seriously, what would he write like that?
Kirill: Well, say, I like our fruitful collaboration...Bla-Bla. You have shown yourself as a good and responsible employer. and bla bla bla. But lately there is a strange situation with payment...Bla-Bla-Bla. Is there any mistake? and bla bla bla. Focus me on payment terms. and bla bla bla. You are finally swallowed. thank you.
Katerina: well you :)
I’m not used to writing such long letters.
Kirill: I can reduce it.
I like responsible but. Time is strange, focus on it. and Ohueli. thank you.
Thank you – add it. We are polite people 😉

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42949
 10.02.2011
It’s like knowing how to cook soup.
She: this is not in the sense of comparison, but the same duty of a woman)))
I know how to cook soup.
He: Oh, if I were a woman, I would be perfect.
I'm afraid to ask O_O

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42948
 10.02.2011
XXX is
How did you give blood?
YYYY
No, it has collapsed

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42947
 10.02.2011
The Japanese are funny! We lost the bridge with our flag. Let's roll on the rolls of clothes, with which our technicians wash absolutely everything, print the Japanese flag. A Japanese is prepared to go to some office in our rache, and there he is given a godfather with a shirt-Japanese flag and whispers:
Here is the man! Take your feet!
Wipe the dirt around him with this cloth and still make the Japanese flag feet wipe out. They are samurai and so on. I think everyone will have eczema.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42946
 10.02.2011
Q: Did you tell me that I’m going to learn English in the United States?
YYY: Yes, what is wrong?
xxh: I went) with English so-so, but I developed the art of pantomime to cloudy heights)))

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42945
 10.02.2011
I am self-suicided, I am guilty, I am killing myself, fucking, what kind of self-suicide I am.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №42944
 10.02.2011
Buy yourself something acetic.
And the villas?

[ + 100 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42943
 10.02.2011
Comrades, and now I'll write you the most fairy fuck from your math homework! I am in silent shock! I will call the teacher, I swear.
14 children learned to swim. Three of them still don’t know how to swim, and two... Bubble Crush... have already drowned (!!!). How many children have already learned to swim and have not yet drowned?

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №42942
 10.02.2011
My son is doing lessons, and my wife and I are sitting next to him, reading each of our own and listening with one ear to what he is reading there.
(important note: son in 2nd grade, Roman figures have not yet been explained to them, but the text about Peter I has already been given.)
So, he reads the following:
"... Russian Emperor Peter the Stick..."
I laughed under the table.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42941
 10.02.2011
The xxx :
The sun, not the hanger. We need to get you infected with optimism!!!! to
YYY :
Preferably sexually

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