XXX: February 14: the programming day, the day of mentally ill people in Germany, the day of lovers, in Japan the holiday of naked men, and in the United States the day of condoms. What are we celebrating, gentlemen?
YYY: The day of the naked programmer in a condom.
XXX: with a mental disorder?
YYY: Only if he is a German at the same time.

XX: We have a C++ practitioner - 80 year old grandfather. Direct programming and any application tasks in principle do not exist. Write a class, shit. Overload the operator, shit. A lot of stuff to do, shit.
YYY: You are hollowing. The man fucked the pluses when they were still on the tails of the Louvre.

1: News - "Recently, Russia is waging a real war with piracy. And Deputy head of the Ministry of Communications Alexei Volin is confident that it is already bearing fruit, and the number of buyers of legal content in Runet is ahead of the ministry’s plans. “Notice” with reference to Alexey Volyn"...
2: The Fantasy
Maybe it's Mikhalkov sitting all day and buying a million copies of his films?
2: Again, at the expense of the Film Foundation... Fighting piracy

They are good at IKEA.
Advertising in the store:
There are three things parents can look at for a long time: fire, water, and order in the nursery.

Discussion of childhood.
XXX: The cars were not shot down, but if my mom knew where we went, she would have killed herself. But nothing, and survived, and my mother did not know.
YYY: Survived mostly because my mom didn’t know.
ZZZ: But sometimes some people came, my mom knew, and we got the ass.
WWW: And the most terrible phrase is when somewhere he walked, came back into the courtyard and you say'mother was looking for you'

XXX is
This is the main argument in any case. "I’m in the house!" And everyone, no one will do anything...

YYY
Then you should not forget about "baby" and "all"

XXX is
Speech of the Prosecutor:
- "Comrade defense representative, do I see your further discourse failure? And in the light of the newly revealed circumstances, I have the full right to declare - Be-be-be."
- "Oh all of you!"

XXX is
and the accused:
"And I am in the house! Now" = (

Sdn: I don’t like when my wife changes my shoe settings at night