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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138644
 10.02.2017
Don’t ask for

= What, seriously there are training "How to become a successful boomer?"=

To me, quietly standing at the stop, the lady of unglamorous and indestructible appearance and obviously over 30, several times approached young men pale with eyes burning with the words "let's go fucking." Then they quickly made their legs. I lost in guesses exactly until I was explained by colleagues that there are all kinds of training, and the exercises in them depend on the degree of stubbornness of the coach.
With little and beggars, m.b., something similar.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138643
 10.02.2017
The boredom has attacked. The grief is green.
Do the bonding. It takes time, hands and brains. It distracts from everything. One of my classmates saved 50 times.
From boredom or from grief?
From a broken nose. I had the habit of hanging in the breaks. She had the habit of showing me up. But when she had to break into the shrub, my hands and brains were busy counting the cock.
WOW: Definitely not boring.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138642
 10.02.2017
The trousers are turning...

This is when a man is a fool, but at the same time is silent - everyone around is well, and he is not bad too.
When a girl tries to be smart

Classically, when discussing stupidity, a man suddenly turned into a girl by a smooth movement of his hand.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138641
 10.02.2017
In China, a factory producing batteries for Samsung smartphones burned

The timers on the finished batteries were misplaced, they should have worked in a couple of months.

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