I am sure that all countries in the world are looking forward to the next elections in Ukraine. They stock up popcorn and with greed catch every news... Such a clown parade is nowhere else to see :-)))

4-year-old girl in a row, in the store canyut mom to buy her chocolate and the next mommy is NOT, says: Then I am now!! to

Alexander: If we were chemists... we would produce heroin and we’t know the problems.
by Vladislav: Aha They would sit in the same room and think about how good it would be to be physicists.

I’m in February, like a winter fly on the window...and take off hunting, and my ass is heavy.

Information about birds:
The green thistle releases a loud whispering cry of “clay-clay-clay” or a gradually quieting “gluc-gluc-gluc-gluc”. It almost never knocks out the trellis and rarely grabs the trunk of trees.

The announcement:
The shop requires an environmental specialist (cleaning worker)

Here you are all complaining about the girls that they are such a crazy nits, get you in full. I am normal, from your point of view, a girl, I can hold the siege while the sweet beer is melting, and eat to cook, and pick up the drunk PM from the corporate, instead of flowers, I welcome a practical kilogram of meat, instead of a shovel, paid CASCO, beer with friends, no question, just snack well. And that in the end they say to me that I am unfeminine, unromantic, not a princess in general.
What else do you need shit?? to
__________
The cry of the soul

German gang rapper Xatar, declared in international search for a daring robbery of incassors in Ludwigsburg, escaped persecutors in Moscow. According to some reports, the perpetrator stole gold worth EUR 1.8 million. He contacted his friends complaining about the high prices in the Russian capital.

Are you talking about coming to Eurovision?
- Ah, I recently watched her clip on the Garden, the victory is guaranteed.

Artem: I wrote you before... and you ignored me... hunk hunk
I didn’t love you then, but I love you now ?
Tagged with: Angel
KAG DILLA?
Artem: o ple) well, at least someone.. let's not a sympathetic lady, but a guy with a hairy leg, but it's still nice :)
You haven’t seen my ass yet.)
Monkey: Still standing
Manki: mmmm seen))
Damn you saw it.
It’s strange when your legs are just hairy :D
Do not show this mail to anyone.

My mother works in a pharmacy. Sometimes very naive people come.
Hi, please give me a laxative.
Mom gives, breaks the check... And here’s the question in the head:
- And laxative - is it you drink, lose weight and sleep?

What are you breathing? You have sex! It will soon!

She: You know, by the results of one test, it comes out so you will have to live with me all your life! ;-)
What is the test?? to
She is pregnant...

Siddhartha in the cafeteria - some drunk guy comes in, smells, explains.
And if they were here, they would have put him in the head.
I said, “Where did you get it?”! to
I’ve heard that they never hide their feelings.

Sklep - I understood why some girls shave their eyebrows and draw them with a pencil.
Sklep - half an hour before the date, I realized that I looked like Brezhnev, and I don't know where to look for a pincet...
Sklep - so in the bathroom I found a machine for three blades... and decided to carefully shave the grown hair.
In general, with a bleeding eyelid, half the eyebrows and a missing part of the eyelids, I sit at home.
Draw when they grow up.

cynical
I watch an anime about a group of mercenaries who must split five selected elves to make the tattoos on their bodies a spell that will return them to Japan.

Kentaro
Now you know why you don’t smoke grass.

Kentaro
You do not need it.

X: What to give you for a day?
YYYYYYYYYYY))
XXX: I didn’t know you were.
YYY: Well then your epiphone
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to this:

And let’s go to Kilimpliz and задолba.li to write all sorts of rugged stories that would also take stupid nits.
— — —
The Stage!
Personally, I ran on Kilmi Anekya to poison (let’s start with the bearded)

My friend says, “Look at what I have with the compass.
I: What’s wrong with him?
Girlfriend: There is... The Blue Screen of Death when loading, here.
I turn the computer on, the installation screen of the HR is illuminated with the requirement to insert the disk and enter the serial book.
I: I don’t know if I’ll please you or upset you, but you have a blue screen of birth here.

and XXX:
I want a Geiger bracelet, a backpack with a tent and an IRP behind the back, a heavy leather scarf on the floor, with a cap, a barbecue and a respirator...

OOOU :
The milk! You need to go to the army!

and XXX:
Two years of wishes