Did you feed your cat in the morning?
The wife: Yes.
I came to feed her again. Our cats can imitate hunger.

xxx: I'm sorry for the exaggeration, but to me, indeed, it sometimes seems that if a part of the present here are dragged to jail, they will say "no, I never liked it", "therefore no micro-loans," "the beginning is a good thing," "in 37 too, it looked beautiful."

I see such smart people here: "Ride out with your brother, exchange!"
People, this is in what city of our vast one can be exchanged not for rooms in a poor communal and essentially stay in the same opera, but with strangers, and for a full two one?? to
Where can I get the money to pay the fee???? to
It turns out that the brother for the fiancé of the mind was enough, and now this fiancé on his lived square also broke up sister!

We left the apartment after Tusa, we were 6 people, decided to go in 1 car. One guy was caught to go in the luggage, he went down) and now the painting with oil - the city center, 5 pm, a lively street, the driver stops, opens the luggage and grit "well you remember where the money? " and from there the guy goes out. I never saw such an astonishment on people’s faces) We rugged like horses, and then saferly went on until the omon caused)

19548, and are you exactly the normal orientation?
How do you know that all people who do not wash their hands after the toilet regularly wash their penis? Rather, on the contrary, they do not wash it, since they do not have a habit of personal hygiene. Accordingly, there are bacteria, and the remains of his and female discharges, if he had sex the previous evening (and if with a prostitute, then anything can be).

There are also a lot of bacteria on the washed member. So you can equate going to the toilet to working with toxic materials.

And handshaking most people do not bring a good mood as you write. Parts of the people are simply popy, part are perceived as "unpleasant, but type tradition". That is all.

We do not have internet at work and strictly monitor the absence of games on working computers. For a week I slowly wrote the algorithm of the game in the sea fight, simple, with very symbolic graphics, but still. Today, for the first time in a week, the computer beat me. I’ve never been so proud and happy to lose.

Alex Pushkoff: It is fun. Almost any song, if sung quietly and slowly, can turn into a normal whirlwind.
alex.pushkoff: yesterday I tried "everything goes according to the plan", it went well, the son fell asleep on the third couplet
Alex.pushkoff: I don’t think I’ll try "master of puppets" :)

The man simply, sorry, held up a little for his (most often just washed) all-known organ, rather than squeezing his hand into his ass. What makes his hands more dirty than the hands of a man who has just eaten an unwashed fruit or deliberately cut off an outdated gum from the table?

There are unwashed fruits – everyone’s personal problems. Rubber-gummers have not been caught for a long time, and most comrades, if they get that, wash their hands. And after the most often just washed body, most often there is a very persistent "smell" from you and your hands, which, unfortunately, the owner of the hands does not feel. I don’t want to hold your hand, I don’t want to take cookies from the same plate you just roasted. Please wash your hands after visiting the toilet. It is not difficult and will not take much time.

I call the employer on the mobile. Answer to:
- I am on the motorcycle behind the wheel... badly heard, very scary... I will call again!

Anti-dolls for yeast in batch:
1st I’m the same girlfriend and I’m fine. Cinderella is a fool, it will crumble, but in parallel, the soup will sweat instead of me, and my dress will save if I forget about it, and the toilet after the poops of my friends will wash.
2nd And I’m the same brother and I didn’t have anything to do. Let the babies each other's brains crack at least until blue, the main thing - I come home to cleanliness and soup.
Three "I’m a maid and I’m fine at all. I live in a private house, as I am comfortable, and the daughter, since she is mature enough for her husband, is mature enough and does not live with me.
)))))))

Drunken rehabilitators in Minnesota. There are a lot of lovers of drinking here (mostly Germans). All convicts are undergoing "course on the harm of drinking". The ratio to the course corresponds:"If it wasn’t for the judge’s sentence, I would be sitting in the bar".
Recently joined a boy ~23-25 years old (second riding drunk). In his first classes, he said that he was looking for a job that contributed to society and developed its potential. I was pleased two weeks ago. "I found", says - "I made a bartender". After that he disappeared and did not appear again.

Have you tried my sutra brownie?

WOW :
Olk
forgiveness
I could not
Could we remove him?
I cut a piece and couldn’t go further.
I did not execute you, Suarez.
But this cake can only be used for engineering purposes.

Talk about pregnancy provides:
X: Technically, the fetus is a parasite, and pregnancy is a disease.
The parasite and the host cannot belong to the same species. by definition.
Z: A neighbor Aleutina disagrees with you, who on the third day mocked the elevated tones of son Vlkuk: "Again, the parasite, the pair brought!" :)))

by Alexander Burakov:

I went to a granite wine store. Well, I think I will enjoy paradise enjoyment from the exotic taste, pleasant aroma and light tropical tolerance.
The smell of the washing powder alerted me at once, but I removed it by deciding that the proletarian rude nose, which grew up in the middle of the Perm factory tubes, was not meant to capture the subtle game of fruit shades. The color also did not inspire confidence, but I wrote it down to the fact that the winery chose the most ripe harvest (last year) for wine. Taste put a confident spot in these searches, mercilessly cutting off the career of the beginner Ural sommelier at its very origin. In short, a decil of sugar was added to manganese, bottled with water from underneath the crane, plunged the primrose and squeezed a picture from the Internet printed on a thin bottle on a jet printer. A good thing. In the summer, I will be treating the frogs in the yard.

A four-storey house in Berlin collapsed. A Syrian family living on the first floor was killed, a Libyan family living on the second floor was killed, a Somali family living on the third floor was killed, not only a German family living on the fourth floor was killed. The plot in all the news, the tolerants immediately resort, everywhere screams: "Why the Muslims, the blacks, and the whites - not killed?!" One of the firefighters responds in an interview: "Because a German family was at work."

I walked with a friend through the underground passage. As is often the case, in the transition a guy played guitar. It was cold and I was lazy to get my hands out of my pockets, look for money in my wallet and decided to go by, but the road was flanked by a girl with a hat in her hands. She smiled and danced a little. Here I decided not to let go and give money to the guitarist. And as soon as I threw the money into the hat, the guy saw it, stopped playing and shouted, “Oh shit, I didn’t understand!” The girl quickly turned her hat with my unfortunate money and walked out of the transition. At first I didn’t understand anything, but then it came to me that she had nothing to do with him. Oh, how much she was there before, and how many guitarists have not seen people like me, but there was only one thought in my head... And you are good... very good...

My husband has a new employee named Samec. If he marries, his wife will also be a male or female.

Aniramka: fuck my cousin's sister asked to return 12 hryvnia for two used during sexual intercourse condoms :)

Nymun: Interesting, but can you think of even worse?

Ricky Hirikiki: Need money for condoms not after sex, but before it?

Nymun: No, well, of course, I asked the question, so that’s my own fault... But fucking... This must be, hell, a self-confident man...

x: *box where half the code is in English, half in German*
X – L – Love
x – L – Beliebtheit
and EM
Y: That’s how I understood the permafrost in the dojo.
What about the rest in England?
x: there 50:50
Y: and why?
X: Because someone is gay.
The code is written in English all over the world.
But the Germans are too Aryan for such a shit.
and God)
y is five)

The harsh Mariupol border guards are harsh. "...We somehow checked on the service if the hunter is afraid of his naked ass... We found out – he is afraid."