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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153766
 10.02.2020
I work with my child in English. Add missed words. We discuss :

See here. His mother is a French teacher. And she dreams of becoming “something there” history. What story does she want to become?



The Robbery Voice:

A part?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №153765
 10.02.2020
The bestseller of the year: "How to rewrite the Constitution without attracting the attention of the sanitary."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №153764
 10.02.2020
I understood who reminds me of the modern church – LGBT.

I calmly treat people of different religions, nationalities, views, orientations, etc. - let them live as they like. It is their choice. They don’t touch me and I’m happy with it.

But it starts to strain me when they carry their propaganda out of every sting. They walk cross-cross parades.

I generally doubt that God would like people speaking on his behalf to light a nuclear ballistic missile that can take off and destroy the cloud of people that this God allegedly created in his image and likeness.

But it’s most annoying when they start to get into my child’s head and aggressively impose their values.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №153763
 10.02.2020
Why are you going without a mask? Are you afraid of getting coronavirus?
- I am 75 years old, I have hypertension, prostatitis, psoriasis, kidney stones, tachycardia and cats allergy. There is such a competition among those trying to get me wounded that if the coronavirus still gets into the body, it will just be in line.

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