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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139493
 10.03.2017
He went to his VTB department. It was a complete dissonance with the atmosphere there. This VTB-privileged department - employees are pathetic, and customers are sitting in fashionable coats with fur.
And I came all troubled, joyfully rolled onto the chair a semi-transparent bag, which saw a means for cleaning pipes, pads and kefir. She asked for coffee, tastily drank it, chewed it with candy, and began to figure out the question of not counting me on the card 660 rubles.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №139492
 10.03.2017
XHH: Sorry colleagues, but some experience is hard to go through alone, so I’ll just leave it here. The man knows life, fuck him.

Director of the Lymnographic Institute of the Russian Academy of Sciences Mikhail Grachev: "Baykal is huge. Even if all the people on Earth drown in the Baikal, its level will rise only three centimeters.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139491
 10.03.2017
Are you coming back from the disco? My friend and I today returned with two new lifts in bags: the hostess of this runner-up used to trade underwear, something went wrong, and the stock remained, gave us as dear guests. What is remarkable is that they both came. We were so roaring in a taxi that the driver is unlikely to go to this address a second time.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №139490
 10.03.2017
And for walks without a leash and a hammer, fines would not hinder either.

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I support. I know just a bunch of people who can’t go for a walk without a leash and a stitch.


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