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[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95071
 10.03.2014
C hubra, comments on the article on the permission of commercial transportation of unmanned drones to the U.S.:

Punch # is good news for drug couriers.
StopDesign# Yes, they were waiting just for the decision of the federal court.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №95070
 10.03.2014
He was so rough that he woke up at 5-56 in the morning...without an alarm.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95069
 10.03.2014
The wife’s boss burned!
On March 8, I gave all women two roses, one from myself, one from the company.
My wife doesn’t understand the joke.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95068
 10.03.2014
The first thought when looking at some websites: fuck what the side of the banner...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №95067
 10.03.2014
The apolitics of people.
The Greek word [idiot] originally did not even contain a hint of mental illness. In ancient Greece, it referred to the “private person,” the “separate, isolated person.” It is no secret that the ancient Greeks treated public life very responsibly and called themselves "polytes". Those who avoided participation in politics (for example, did not go to the vote) were called "idiot" (that is, occupied only with their own personal narrow interests). Naturally, “idiots” were not respected by conscious citizens, and soon this word grew into new disregarding shades – “limited, underdeveloped, ignorant man.” And already in the Romans, the Latin idiota means only "ignorant, ignorant", from where two steps to the meaning of "stupid".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №95066
 10.03.2014
Why, when relatives come to host for a couple of days, then after them in the bathroom, in the kitchen, wherever, everything that was opened becomes closed, everything that was turned to the right - now turned to the left, everything that was turned on - now turned off, and everything that was twisted on the clock - now turned against the clock?

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