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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15765
 10.04.2009
And it was in the sixties... Next, from the first person: My neighbor, Kolya,
The carrier in the store, at the dimensions of the heavyweight-stangist
Another time again. He fell asleep and called the doctor for a certificate.
A bell at the door. There was a doctor, a gentle man under 60. with such
Approximately the weight. He enters the wheel. A minute from the neighbor.
Terrible noise and screams. I am jumping. This doctor with all his strength melted Cole!
With Matt and Fan. Collie is stuck in the corner and afraid to turn around. Come here
I took the doctor to the kitchen. He says, “I am going in. This crap requires
The certificate is hospital. I immediately refused. He started threatening me.
Here it broke me. I spent 17 years in camps. Since the 37th year. 10 is
He worked as a doctor there for the last few years. Urki tried to squeeze me - I turned away.
But I did not give lip certificates. Okay, I’ll give him three days now.
after the battle.”
Cole went to work the next day. Three years later, I finished evening school.
5 to the Institute. He does not drink. He walks with a suit and a tie.
Greetings the first. Married a beautiful girl. I wanted to find
The doctor, but he was already dead... Cole was very broken!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №15764
 10.04.2009
The husband calls his wife:
You are where?
In the Nora...
Where? →? to
“Well, in the north that you bought me!”! to
“Dumb, not in Nora, but in Reno... I’m glad I didn’t buy you a Peugeot.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15763
 10.04.2009
View from the balcony:
There are two gopniks in trenniks, a sports jacket, a hat on a mole, ears choking, a cigarette in the teeth, one clearly drunk singing:
I don’t think I’m going to be frozen, I’m not going to be frozen.
- Silent you fool, there are full of hobbits, there will be still...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15762
 10.04.2009
When I was a child, my mother tied me to a chair so that I couldn’t get stuck.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15761
 10.04.2009
What do we know about telescopes?

1st They live in a bunker, in a world where they live (survived?) Only they, the rabbits and the vacuum cleaner.
2nd Telescopes are human-like cyborgs with embedded screens, through which they maintain communication with the outer world of another planet unclearly - what they see is possible, only the recording and those people have long been dead.
Three They eat synthetic food.
4 is They are regularly brainwashed (we will embrace, telephone!!!) Per they are constantly taking drugs-hallucinogens (the sun-child?!!)
They will obey the voice of the reproducer who controls their lives.

Why is?
The Option 1. In the distant future, a nuclear disaster occurred. Telepusics parasitize on the remains of the former civilization.
The option 2. Telepusics is a scientific experiment. They are held with unknown goals in an isolated territory. Maybe scientists are experimenting with the creation of a new society.
The Option 3. Telepuzics are colonizing another planet, or they have colonized, but it’s been so long that they’ve forgotten... well, in short, a remake of the Universe’s Passages.

Conclusion
Based on this, the genre of transmission is a post-apocalyptic totalitarian anti-utopia.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №15760
 10.04.2009
XXXX
A friend told me: I washed all the socks, but I needed to go to the universe, nothing to wear.
XXXX
I wore my mom’s pink clothes, but I didn’t see it.)
XXXX
On the way back to him walked the hoppies, they asked, he answered everything, and he didn’t shrink.
One thought on “Why are the socks not pink?”A friend raises his pants.
XXXX
The boys silently left.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15759
 10.04.2009
seen on the poster
"Entry: 100 r
in the costume of the shooter of the pre-Petersburg era - 500 rubles, because he is unclean.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15758
 10.04.2009
I am a woman with an African temperament.
You are a blonde with a capsule.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15757
 10.04.2009
Rain ‎(18:06):
Oh I am intelligent!

Kitt (18:09:04 8/04/2009)
Is it true that the Gardener is a living dead man and that every full moon he is fed by one virgin from the Faculty of Foreign Languages?
Rain (18:09:17 8/04/2009)
Unlikely to.
Kitt (18:09:31 8/04/2009)
Why do you think so?
Rain (18:09:33 8/04/2009)
Where did you see virgins at the Faculty of Foreign Languages?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15756
 10.04.2009
<Necrowolf> in a few years of student and musical life I learned a lot of interesting things
<Necrowolf> - do not fall asleep in a large bus in the last row, sliding behind seats
<Necrowolf> - in the gazelle should not sleep in the chair right behind the driver
<Necrowolf> - drivers on the route are not around the clock. Sometimes they drive home.
<Necrowolf> - in Voronezh a lot of interesting and mysterious places

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