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[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №3562
 10.04.2008
Maltese
Is there an algorithm that leads to a 100% victory in the Nolika crosses?

- = Mrak = -
Ohha

- = Mrak = -
The Key to Fuck

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3561
 10.04.2008
Kolyan
How to Use Roman Numbers in Word

Fool
I’ll send you a copy from here to word.
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X

Kolyan
How to put them.

Fool
copy and put it straight.

Kolyan
fucking

Kolyan
They are in WORD!I will copy it!!It is necessary for general development

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3560
 10.04.2008
PIVTA
She barely broke her nose.
Targa
How is it?
Targa
Figo has a job.
PIVTA
I fell asleep, my head fell and I stumbled on it before the table.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №3559
 10.04.2008
The Space Cat:
O_O

The Roman:
This is what? The magnet? )

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3558
 10.04.2008
Secretaries are burning.

Secretary (C): Here you have tariffs, Europe and the United States and others. The countries...
I: Well, there are such...
Q: What is meant by "other countries"?
I: Countries of Africa, Asia, Australia, etc.
Q: Why do they not belong to Europe?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3557
 10.04.2008
It is crazy))
I walk by, girls.
she sits and prints in the yandex in the search box "I will find you a cock"
))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3556
 10.04.2008
Dasha, do you want me to tell you another story about myself?
ONE_LOVE Yes
Dasha just don’t ask me how I did it.
One-LoVe is funny to me
Dasha I broke a half-liter bottle in the spare.
Dasha Plastic
Dasha guard didn't even want money to take for her
Dasha he wanted to photograph me.
Do you think I should go to this store?
Dasha remembered me there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3555
 10.04.2008
The parents of our teaching burned up in their time and now we in the universe in his office a sign "Kucha G.V.", symbolically.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3554
 10.04.2008
We put a high-voltage cable in our yard - a trance was thrown under it. Workers with blades, kirka and broom. This is his own story:

Lesson
Fuck these coworkers.

Lesson
They began to bury the trance.

Lesson
They buried him.

Lesson
Where they are buried :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3553
 10.04.2008
I work in technical support. Last week brought to the prevention A3 jet printer. So the prevention is done, the client should come in an hour. One electronist decided to print a beautiful picture and hang it on the wall (beautiful naturally meant a naked girl). There was nothing interesting at hand. And here he runs from one computer to another and without thinking pronounces the phrase from which I was incapacitated for 30 minutes.
Give me my grandmother while she stands.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3552
 10.04.2008
The shock! In one anime there is a negative character by the nickname "Samurai-smelling-Sunshine". Ancient Japanese hypocrisy – myth or reality?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3551
 10.04.2008
Dear voters, if you want to live long, vote for the party of necromants.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3550
 10.04.2008
xxx :Hello.This is an anti-spam bot.Gjxtibnt?gj;fkeqcnf?pf e[jv!B jgbibnt dfib joeotybz
YYY: Going to Fuck
You have successfully passed the spam bot check.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3549
 10.04.2008
The elite intellectual university is when, in response to the phrase “I will satisfy you now, a young man” in the audience, in which 150 pioneers are sitting, there is no wild five-minute rust, but loud laughs and a shell of paper are spread.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3548
 10.04.2008
1(16:25:27): Do you hear, and what about the kind of fucks about a fox with a shredder and about a ass with curtains?
2(16:27:44): Hey))) Caroch, if you are going to wipe your ass with curtains in the bathroom - the current begins to fucking quietly - the type of protection there is such. And if the hell yours in the shredder will swing - there protection will be included - kind of ahtunk!!! It is a living object!! And he shuts off.
1(16:28:57): It is clear! Funny is! I will come
2(16:32:21): Oh yeah! I was fucking joking! Where are you???? to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3547
 10.04.2008
<xxx> I have a question.
<xxx> who has the answer?
Maryam has quit IRC
Kiki has quit IRC
Wiki has quit IRC
BadGirl has quit IRC

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3546
 10.04.2008
A man stands next to a beer bar, calling someone. The Monologue:
I will ask questions and you will answer "yes" or "no". Do you take 0.5 liters of beer or a liter?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3545
 10.04.2008
X: Did you get anything useful from the conference?
yyy: yeah, magazine "world of PC" and sandwich :-)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3544
 10.04.2008
Today, after the end of the working day, colleagues scratch the network in a 3D shooter. One is constantly killed, he crushes himself under the nose and blames a bad relationship. After another death, he says to the whole room in his hearts:
I have a ping twice as much as you all!
(The Friendly Ridge)
Do you not believe? You want to see!? to
(Rust from under the tables and ask not to show the ping)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3543
 10.04.2008
[16:58:36] * glamorous_stitch away writing
[16:59:14] <kventin> glamorous_stitch: what are you writing?
[17:00:17] <glamour_stitch> kventin: SELL * gasoline steel "Hardware" * metal shell * cigarettes for spill * assembly, g/b house 7x10 m, 2 floors, 5 rooms, 3 roofs, 8 entrances (5 black, 2 white and 1, parade), 3 entrances with turnikets and 6 with shlagbaums. 17.5 windows with view to, basement, garage for 3 excavators, behind the house spiral runway, for paper aircraft and sandbox 9x12 m, filled with gravel. the house is assembled, 3 generations * clothing machine "Heva-DA" for clothing sea nodes *, subsurface drainage tube * hearing aids (stereo, with equalizer and, the possibility to repeat what is heard) * lacquered slats on a high heels *, double-bed tomb * puppies German shepherds in rolls 15 square meters * ука%E

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