A woman and her child are on the bus. She asks him:
Do you want the window?
The boy does not understand:
What is?
Do you want the window?
What is?
Do you want the window?
What is what? = = )

- Dad, and I called all the President Matt today!
Go away from me, unknown boy.

Belarusian: It’s about the ring.

Greetings from Irka! Let us talk.

Lexx: Hi, let me go

Lexx: Just throw a picture, I want to scratch you.

Lexx: look at it

The Danish:
When I decided to send him off, the cockroaches in my head applauded standing!! to

@hellchicken

XXX: My Favorite Husband
She poured banks with water to soak up. I forgot about them. Sereja shash bank broke accidentally, and there sparks. So now I can’t make him wash the floor, wear gloves and gloves, which is scary to him and he’s afraid of these worms))))) On his gloves he wore celophane bags))))
He said that it would be better for me to get a bear than to touch a dwarf :-D He suggested that I do not clean, but move :-D

She is number one in all, she even has a first-size chest.

Speaking of Jigsaw:

xxx (22:50:33 9/04/2011)
I watched his concert >>
yyy(22:54:47 9/04/2011)
Were you in yourself?
xxx(22:55:04 9/04/2011)
Until the concert!
xxx(22:55:41 9/04/2011)
And then there was the desire to speak 4 octaves below and call women hairy feathers.

I remember when there was a game on TV!!! And it was necessary to have a license and to manage the CUZEY(!) The radio with the buttons!!! and!! Even then I had a coveted plan in my head how this can be done from the phone - the drum!!!! XDDD

The store. Buyers are looking at a large diagonal plasma TV. For unconsecrated - unlike LCD, plasma has a persistent greenish shade of the screen in the unconsecrated state.

Buyer (P) - Well get out of the box.
The seller 1 gets along with the other seller 2...

P - and here green... like in other shops..
PR1 - yes, they were in the warehouse probably, greenered from mold to...
We don’t need green, the whole picture will be green!
PR2 - Do you want me to knock him? he might be violet.

XXX: Tell me to watch a movie.
YYY: No problem though. What genres are you interested in?
I want a movie without blood, betrayal, love, action; no fantasy, no fantasy, no comedy, no horror.
YYY:... Your requests are only suitable for porn...

With Dairy:
I saw an announcement yesterday about the vacancy of a comedian seller. They need active, confident, punctual people with a competent speech and a pleasant appearance.
I would like a girl like that!

Previously, my friends wrote checkbooks, and now they copy contracts.)

Promoters are burning! I go to the TRC today, I see a naked girl standing and holding something in her hands! I get closer and see a bearded guy in a latex suit imitating a naked woman! He holds a poster in his hands. If you have not noticed the beard, contact an ophthalmologist and the number of the clinic that is advertised, at the bottom of the attribute with a black marker - and if you have noticed it and you are not confused, contact a sexologist or a psychiatrist!

From me in the morning my husband ran to the kitchen when I tried to eat his "friend" with the words Waka waka waka ((((

Author "12 Angry Men" Sidney Lumet has passed away. On this film Nikita Mikhalkov made a remake "12"

Comment: This is how you will make a good movie, and after it Michalkov remake will do! A terrible profession is a director.

with a comrade a foreigner came together in the opinion that in Russia when you go late alone, and someone goes to a meeting, then you automatically throw in the head who will hang and so you strain the whole))

Kaspersky condoms, Kaspersky condoms... I have been holding the Liqui Moly trophy for three years. And at the end, after a very funny manual on operation, the signature:
"The use of this accessory will keep your engine pins from corrosion for a long time"

Do you want to chew? 😉
What... is there over what?
Oh yeah yeah)
xxx: feel "a small victory of the sclerotic"
XHHH: I put the fried cheesecakes))
HH: He has gone.
I have forgotten 😉
I smell, I smell of garlic.
and =D
No, not early
I think I tried.)
I am here, and here is the victory!
I fucking forgot to put on the bowl, and there the current oil burned)))

Soul and ass conspire and choir demands adventure

Article on the tape:
"The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Belarus is outraged by UN statements about the presence of Belarusian mercenaries in Libya"

One of the comments:

They are not mercenaries. They are deadlines. by D"