From the discussion of the dust cleaner:
I have been using it for two years and I am very pleased! In the first year of service there was a problem - the capacity fell sharply, but the neighbor suggested to add mineral water instead of water to the water container. And I was surprised that the power was not back to the previous level but also increased in times. I had a shock. In addition, the dust content in the apartment was reduced to a minimum and all thanks to mineral water (by the way, the water should be with gas) after the results I began to experiment with liquids and it turned out that the best increases the power of the vacuum cleaner Coca-Cola Light and beer arsenal traditional, in addition to using these liquids the aroma in my apartment radically changed. The air was filled with an untransmitted bouquet of smells.

I have PMS.
She: I’m angry and I want to fuck.
He: Can I help you something?
She says, “Take me away and don’t get angry!”! to

What is MCH? A venereal disease?
and practically. The young man.

I love my neighbor! A few days ago, the net created by him "Halyava" has disappeared. Today it appeared again, but the speed is no longer 20, but 150 Mbit / s, and the parade is rolling a box from under the new router)))))) Thank you, good man))
Yyy: There are more people in our time.
Xxx: He only cares about me. =')

You quit smoking, right?
Yyyy: Well, it’s probably not a good force (((

Will you kiss me?
Hmmm... an interesting question.
xxx in the socks
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xxx: by default any browser wants to become a browser by default

A boy with a girl:
Q: And notice, at work I am one, at home another, with friends a third.
D: Oh, and sometimes this gang meets...

The robbers, who carried out a robbery attack on the branch of "Kazpošta" in Atyrau region, instead of money took a bag with documents.

“It happened on April 7 in the village of Tomarla. Two unknown persons came to the post office on a silver BMW. They put a gun on the post office staff, grabbed a bag and fled. However, the bags were confused and the forms of various documents were taken,” the post officials said.

According to them, the bag in which were 1 million 200 thousand. Tango is in the mail.

I photograph a one-bedroom apartment. I live alone, and the echo in the toilet is incredible. In nature, I have lived without toilet paper for a week.
Once again, going to the toilet, he began to tear the leaves from the notebook. And then I hear the angry voice of the neighbor from above: "Buy you already your own toilet paper, fucking fucking!!!!!!! Or I’ll bring it to you"

Something smiley from you is getting less and less :(
A: It ends...
X: How it ends!? to
Q: What do you think I’m printing them?

xxx: Harsh and nick with him - "Fuck"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY It was he who wanted AlexX to write, forgetting to switch the layout.

Anna: There are such wonderful words from which warmth in the soul and mourning. Do you know those words?
Alina: The Cat
Petrov: The Love
Natalia: Director General has gone on a business trip

In childhood I was convinced that Leia's hair in episode 4 is called Ay_da_Baran!

Second comment on the cruise news:
"On Sunday from the British port of Southampton to the sea came the beautiful ship «Balmoral» — to repeat the way of the famous «Titanic»..." And yesterday from the shores of Greenland left the beautiful — the iceberg... :-))

A pessimist is a person who looks in both directions when crossing a street with unilateral movement.
YYY: I would look up again.

<organism> I sit in the center of employment. The inspector offers a direction to work in LLC "Sparta".
There is a call, a loud connection.
Inspector: Allo, is this Sparta?
At the end of the wire: (hohohoot) Daaa, this is SPARTAAA!!! to

Somehow even reference to going there.

I live in communion. So, the guys from the neighboring room after viewing the "paranormal phenomena" decided to put the camera overnight, the spirits half.

The next morning the whole block woke up from wild rust.

They looked at the film and filmed how guys from another block came to steal food.

I was crying...

XXX: I ran, dog and husband came from the street
Does the dog have a husband? :O O
YYY (rofl)
XXX: She Uses Me

How nice to walk around the city for a beer at 5 a.m. There are no cars, no passers, no people. There is an empty window room for the working proletarians, No. 20, a little further from the ruins of the bakery. Absolute feeling that you are in Pripyat, after the reactor exploded.