I do not want to disrupt the established idyll, but the real underworker is actually a human being.

A bag of potatoes

People so joyfully discuss the guy and his heart affairs, and at the same time the hypothetical QI will give hearts. And no one thought that this, sorry, cowboy meets two girls at the same time. As I think - yes, it's such happiness as it is with potatoes, what with pants, what with an iPhone. The best gift from this one is to let it fall into the fog and not come back.

xxx: Well I don't know, I naively believed that there would be quite adequate people in the library forum, but after reading what's going on there...
xxx: You know, I prefer a forum under the title "how do I sauce member" read, there even the title will match the content.

yyy: If the forum is old, then almost 100% that about the member there everybody is tired and there is either a hohlosrach or something highly intellectual.

Large store, browse on construction and housing. goods, I drive with a wheelchair past the garden / garden tool and I see a huge price on the grable - "Grable CIA" manufacturer China.It became interesting, called the guy there in the department and decided to ask what the grable is special, what the one stumbled on - "that you conspired something!?", " ordinary grabbles!"
XD XD XD XD

Will you miss me when I leave?
M: Did you not say how you treat me yet? and ;-)
Yes, I respect you 😉
M: I will be missing at least because of respect. :D

Imagine how happy they would be if we didn’t come!
Yes, we have to go!

Of course, there are situations when a bag of potatoes is really a gift.
And in general, such "tests" completely destroy the desire to continue the relationship. If I was really better only because I could consider this attitude to myself as a joke, I would be better left alone.

A professor came up with a light sword.
If such weapons were available, the world would be destroyed in a week.
XX: From carelessness would cut each other’s limbs
Then they cried and cried.
The whole of humanity in one phrase

A resident of the UK discovered gold coils in a Soviet tank.

of course.

In every Soviet tank there were such clusters - they drowned dirt from the boots. and what?

Elections in South Ossetia. Candidates: Tibilov and Bibilov. Lack of Dybala.

The first shook the dissatisfied face and questioned, “Are you serious?” Is this a gift for me?" The second laughed fun, the next day called for lunch with soup, fried potatoes and cake with potatoes. Part left on the "in the courtyard on the bench plantation, the mini-garden will". I don’t need to say who I chose.

The one with a larger chest.

When I was 5 years old, I was given a toy machine (without bullets). I rushed into the whole apartment with anxiety, killing enemies. Then I didn’t find anything better than sending a trumpet on my mom and "shooting". She fell on the couch and "died". I ran around her for about 20 minutes and tried to revive her. Eventually I sat next to me and just cried. My mother stood up and calmed me. Per it was hard for a small child, but now I have a complete prejudice against any violence.

The Route. I hear a conversation between a woman and a child:
... (in the untold way)
What is? Do you want a drill?
and DEA!
What did you decide to throw?
And again unclearly.
I need a pincet! Why do I take a drill?

I went home from work tired, ill, with a lack of care. A guy with a knife jumped out of the bushes, and said, “Give money!” and I offered him to go over the money instead. While the robber was in a stupor, I dragged him into the bushes. Fuck me right there. I jumped on him like crazy. The guy metals, as soon as she finished, dropped me from her member, called me a perverse and washed. I left my jacket. I was dirty, but I went home happy. I, a 28-year-old careerist, raped the robber Sasha in the park. I forgot my student jacket.

I read Wikipedia and realized that I am so old that I remember the first gta. We even played multiplayer on zero-modem. Recently explained to a man born in 1994 what it was (zero-modem) and what speed there was, he did not understand.

For it is said in the Scriptures, If a friend comes to you in the night before the working day and calls you to drink and sing songs on the beach, drive him away.
He is not your friend.

When a single mother complains, everyone is lazy.
and foolish and lazy, and not foolish was to move the legs
It was worth speaking to his father - alone, something nobody called him a fool and did not remember that he was also a member of the tick wrong there.

Standards and Double Standards

Time from 04-53. I sit in the kitchen, eat sandwiches and snack tomatoes. There is a house in front, very close. The light is turned on in the neighboring house, and I see a girl coming in, climbing into the refrigerator and making a butter for herself. He turns around and sees me - the same bitterness. We smashed each other. They ate the butter and went to sleep.

PS: Have you ever had sex?
Yulia is no. It is a matter of honor.
Sssr: D'Artagnan, fuck up :-)

I met in the club with a man - beautiful, charming, I liked it very much, so in a couple of hours we passionately kissed in a taxi on the way to his home. In the apartment, I went to the bathroom to get myself in order, and the devil struck me to look into the closet under the dishwasher! There, in different banks, spirited organs floated, two skulls stood behind each other and a cup full of human teeth. I trembled instantly. I rushed to the front door with all my legs, and it is already locked and he goes out of the kitchen with his words, smiles cleverly and begins to approach me. I shouted hysterically, struck him, and myself barricaded in the bathroom and called the police.
In general, the maniac was a professor of anatomy at a medical university, and all I saw was the drugs he prepared for the department. It was very shameful. And he didn’t say anything about me, even invited me to a second date.