Today we have gas. And with you?
OMON: And we have a watermelon. Here is.

From the chat. Talk about the 10th Kingdom.
The xxx:
Remember when he took his tail out of his pants and let her touch it?
YYYY :
That’s the tail.
The xxx:
And the father next to the tree was collecting sickness.
YYYY :
Mayakovsky's passport from the pants was obtained - also a perverse?
The xxx:
Mayakovsky passport did not offer to touch others

and c)
See also!

Image VC depicting the SMS correspondence of husband and wife on the iPhone:
Make me tea with melissa.
Make me a coffee with sabziro.
I don’t know what it is... I can make a minette.
The Ideal Wife

I do not agree! The perfect wife should make a coffee, go by and know who Sab-Ziro is!

KiSa> If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
<Smesh> And if you want to go fast and far, go naked!

Review of the film "Natural Killers"
A great movie about love! I cried for about an hour.
I grew up on it, because of it I sat half a life, but... It’s not a pity, it’s still very pleasant to see it again...
Yyy: Blind is the best review of Natural Born Killers I’ve read. thank you. I will watch the 10th.

It’s time to introduce a new type of captcha: if you don’t understand what’s in the picture, it’s a human being.

The May weekend. Traffic on suburban roads. I want to express my great respect to the drivers who drive on the sidelines and continue to move parallel to the general stream with its same speed, thereby preventing all kinds of intricate pedals from driving around this very sidelines!

I had a goal in Skyrim...to kill all the chickens.
Do you not fear that they will then rise from the graves and become curro-druggers?
I’m already introducing their terrifying scream "Kood-Koo-Dah!"

This is Pepe!
I live in a private house, the cage is not locked. Until recently, I had a strange phobia – I felt that at night someone’s terrible roar would appear on the first floor window (like in horrors) and knock.
One evening my uncle came to visit. He walked in, but the entrance door was locked. So he approached the window...to which I was sitting with my back at that moment...and, fucking, struck all the way!! to
I am afraid to go into that room.)

Yandex is beautiful. I understood this when on one request he gave references to horrors, secrets of female orgasm and geometry for 10th grade.

From the explanation of the detainee: "I could not fulfill the requirement to split up because I was in the only number"

In trying to prove that you are a woman every time, it is not necessary to show that you are a fool every time.

In order to maintain a good figure and good relationships, you need to do the same thing: close your mouth in time.

xxx: I now because of this "glasses nnad?" can't normally look at the word "colonnade" :(

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Me: Hello
Q. Do you remember my name?
Me to Oleg?
A. A. A. A. The young man
You have a good memory.

I have almost all the neighbors in the entrance have a ball crane instead of a toilet tank. Yes, well - as much as you want to wash, so much and wash, and not until the water in the tank is over. But the open ball crane is almost equal to the inner diameter of the pipe, and in the toilet tank the hole is only 1-1,5 mm in diameter. Therefore, when the crane is opened in the entire stand, the pressure of cold water drops sharply.
As a result, when you wash under the shower, the neighbor can go to wash the rubbish in his toilet, and instead of warm water from the shower will fly a boil. It’s especially nice when you wash eggs at this time.
Called the house, they claim that they know about such a trick, ball cranes have never been installed to anyone, and they will not be able to do anything - no one will let them in their apartments to check and distribute puzzles. Neighbors also said - they answer that they have everything fine, they are so comfortable, and the rest are well.

This is what I do:
Let’s let you die, badass self-teachers! Someday I’ll put a ball crane with an electric drive that will work from the sound in your bathroom, a microphone into which I’ll push through the outlet!!! }:-D

I bought a stepper:
to the store and back - 2069 steps, an hour walk 5690 steps, going down the stairs at work 200 steps) Beyond all friends with their steps - invaluable :)

Find the girl for yourself. Who doesn't play Diablo 3
Wert: I do not advise, from personal experience, a girl who does not play in d3 is an AD.
You are constantly looked at as downs and are trying to cure the doctor.

XXX: It’s bad to be too erudite and watch American movies.

Gradually to the Day of Victory over Fascism in Europe is nurturing disgust. The forces of the tolerants, with the active support of America, the "day of Europe" (which was officially recognized as a holiday only in 2008), has already completely replaced the Day of Victory.
There is no longer any chance of explaining to Western youth from what evil they have been freed, and what tolerance to all can lead to. But for our young people, not everything is lost.

Have you heard the saying "history is written by the winners"? Then the councils won and wrote that they liberated everyone from the great evil. Now the West is winning over us, so it is rewriting history in its own way. Believe me, we are not good, they are bad. There are the same people as here. The Government is to blame. And theirs and ours. And they will rewrite history and play it as they always want. We will never know the truth.
Better think about why they needed to distort the already written story again.