My 90 year old grandmother can no longer walk, unfortunately. On May 9, she visited the tomb of her beloved grandfather. The roles of a uncle and a grandmother.

Mom, let you sit on the chair, we’ll bring you.

D - So let me bring the wearers, on them even better.

B - It doesn't eat, they will say "Family" completely mad, a living grandmother on the cemetery is dragged.

My sister has lost weight dramatically in a few years. A little more than half.
I wrote to her under a new photo:
I only have a half-sister now.
And she replied:
Not a half-sister, but a concentrated sister! :)

by 20287. You are a troll or from another universe... for a very long time the employer lives on the principle that there are no irreplaceable people... they are not interested in a responsible and knowledgeable specialist, because he has to pay a good money... most prefer to pay a penny of ignorance, and then scream at every corner that the specialties have moved... especially in the big cities a whole plantation of those who want to get a quality job, and then under various pretext this job does not pay... it is in contrast to such cunning comrades and all these codes and supervisions appeared... for each adequate employer such injuries of 10 pieces, and if you never had to face such a thing, then you are just a lucky person though... fairly, it is worth noting that among workers inadequate is also enough... it is not just worth to sins

You are like a vegan.
YYY: No
YYY: I just felt really better from the kick. Well, without food, it doesn’t work so well, it just doesn’t work with alcohol.
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Thank you for saying

Rus498: Crimean Prosecutor Natalia Poklonskaya passed in the column of the Immortal Regiment with the miraculous icon of Tsar Nicholas II. How does it hint on the royal roots?
by Dima666: No. It just shows that in the prosecutor’s office miracles are not uncommon.

Ctai at the puppy, which sells dog-cat-puppy food, plus these fillers, plus different vitamins... in general, such a puppy. The grandmother approaches, and begins to argue with the girl-seller, where she, the grandmother, bought the cat food, and the cat EAT!!! They argue so for a while, then the girl finally says “well, let’s pack here, I’ll replace you.” And the grandmother... pulls out a bag with this very cat toilet filler.I seem to have scared the grandmother with a too loud whistle...

>>> or the weight on the ball is indicated by representatives of the same civilization. and :)

This is a straw from the marketplace.
I had to visit a collective market in the city of N. The market was located in some old hangar with gates on both sides. Someone opened the second gates and the resulting passageway swallowed several giraffes of varying denominations from the shelves and they swam for a while in a large pit between the rows of shelves, demonstrating complete disregard for the laws of physics.

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All kinds of worship of Odin and Perun, they are good for fantasy, and people did not want to live under them, and when an alternative appeared, went to one where there is at least forgiveness.
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of course! Until the Greek monks appeared, we sat on trees and could not write.
I will not speak for everyone, but my ancestors fled from Novgorod to the north of Prim. 600+ years ago from your good religion.
“Fire and sword” into Christianity, including the reformed Tsar. So the people “go” into the cult of all-forgiveness without a little 800 years. Fortunately not all went away.

If you want to send me, remember – I’m very lazy.

You will have to take me there.

We arrived at the fact that in the room 4*6 the air conditioner worked 24 hours a day at +16 degrees. The colleagues still smoked every hour to run into the heat and dined outside, and I did the exercise and hot tea to not freeze by the end of the day. I had a closet with clothes at work: closed shoes, sweaters, jackets, socks, shirts. Then the boss had to spend 3 hours with us. He didn’t have a cabinet, but a plan for saving electricity was born.

I go to work, in front of me is a 28-year-old man, and he leads his son in his hand. Patsanu aged 5 to 6. Going canyuit, buy a kidney or snickers is not the case. The father replies, “You can’t eat a lot of sweets, you ate yesterday, your teeth will get sick, etc.” Nearby was a grandmother, you know one of those who whispers her nose everywhere, and is constantly scandalizing. He listened to the dialogue between father and son and began.

The child regrets buying a kidney, sometimes it is possible, and so on.

The father continues without turning his head:

Do you know why your teeth hurt? Because you are not in your business!



The grandmother confused and stood aside. A young man.

It is hard to contain laughter... when the next character comes to terminate the contract on the internet, because he bought a WIFI WIFI router.

Why did the girls turn off the lower cameras when they were on the parade?? to

My son 7 years.

“Mom, you remember, you told me that if you catch a donkey for the tail, the tail can break off, but then, definitely, a new one will grow?
I remember.
C - and you didn't say then, it's interesting, but from the tail a new frog can grow?
I – No of course.
C – Are you sure?
I - Yes
C is true, right?
I am exactly. No more accurate.
A: Sorry I’ll have to throw it out.

> There is no comment in the DNA code.

Hi to you! A "Junk genes" – is it then what? Stumped pieces of the old code, maybe even with explanations.

We used to be a wordless herd, but today we are a wordless herd!

I sit in a restaurant. Excellent restaurant, good service. and Dinner. To the next table the administrator approaches, there are two men sitting. He carefully puts the menu on them and says, "It's nice to see our regular visitors again! “Well, Darmoud, how will you feed your obesity today?” A piece of me fell out of my mouth. And they answered him, “What, has there finally been something in your dining room besides smoothies?"Sorry, I forgot to ask, but how did you get put here, not in the backyard, with the courtiers?" “I don’t know, but I’m sorry, it would be better there than in this square.” I listened to it at first, then touched it. It’s a wonderful moment when friends come to work.)

A 9-year-old boy is transferred to a new school. At the interview, he is asked how much he knows about the seasons of the year. The man in his mind thinks and says:
and two.
The director suggests to him:
What if I think?
The guy, thinking, said:
To be honest, I don’t remember anymore.
The director expressively looks at the boy’s mother and sends them to the hallway.
A slightly angry mother asks the boy:
What was that, Dodge?! to
The son replied confidently:
and Mom! I really don’t remember anyone with this except Tchaikovsky and Vivaldi!

by Scuco! Who invented these banners? "Start programming for free!" What else do you do for free?! to

Topic on one auto forum about repairing the damaged car frame in an accident

XXX: Generally, you need to stretch out the frame and a little body (back wing)
The goal is as cheap and quick as possible.

YYY: It is cheap!
Through Y and Through B!

ZZZ: Is it the Russian letter?

YYY: Ye is quite a Russian letter. Yozik, tree, dark night
In this case, a staple is needed.

BBB: A rare mixture of CEP and Grammar Nazi))))

AAA: The Grammar Capp!