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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №29796
 10.05.2010
In America, there are roads that have been built but forgot to mark on the map.
In Russia, there are roads that have been marked on the map, but forgot to build.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29795
 10.05.2010
The dark sun. Rehearsal of the general rehearsal of the parade on Red Square. It would seem, why kill the murderer of the murderer of the murderer?! But Donzov was no longer stopped"

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №29794
 10.05.2010
<Ki$$a> well, I’ll even kiss you! ^ ^ ^
<Sh[i]ver> no, you are terrible =(
<Ki$$a> Do you want me to give you everything then?
<Sh[i]ver> No
<Ki$$a> nuu, beaka, broke up here :`(
<Ki$$a> guess, you called me awful?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29793
 10.05.2010
<ngry> when I was in the kindergarten we were playing in the battlefield
<ngry> has always been a puzzle for who is white and who is red
<ngry> or who are Germans and who are ours
<ngry> so before the war never reached

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29792
 10.05.2010
Lukashenko on Belarusian TV:

"And to you, veterans, the only command is to live"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №29791
 10.05.2010
She: So...he’s 9.5 cm tall...and then becomes almost twice as long?
He is: upset
She: *Lito envy that the breasts are not so bored during sex >........< *

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №29790
 10.05.2010
The beginning of the end 0_0
WOW: In what sense?
xxx: I watched porn with a young couple in the bathroom and watched more on the plate, thinking, this is how you should do it.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29789
 10.05.2010
M: So what are you doing?
Tag: I am upset
I’m painting naked men.
M: O_o
Mostly without skin.
M: O_O
Sometimes without muscles.
Mostly in parts.
M is blueberry!!...
J: "Anatomy for artists!"

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №29788
 10.05.2010
here here :

xxx: Today my daughter and I look at the political map: she names the country, and I show her it on the map. He says: "Russia", I show, it is: "Oh, how huge you are!". Calls "Germany", I show it:
- "Paaap, it is much less than Russia"
- "Now yes"
“Did Hitler see this map when he attacked us?”
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In a note...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №29787
 10.05.2010
Ywsf: You know, Nicole invented a new fun. I bought alcohol and cotton, and in the subway from leather bags you wash the afftographs of all the stars there.
Tagged with: yy
Ywsf: I warned you as a friend.
I’ll probably warn half-runnet.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29786
 10.05.2010
The wicked is more wicked than the wicked.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29785
 10.05.2010
XXX: I can’t do anything.
Rise up from the chair, you put your hands on.

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