Aaa: In the Spanish textbook beautiful texts are found: - Hello! How are you called? Good day! My name is Luis Alberto Monte Negro Guevara Diaz de la Prada. Goodbye to you!and c)

I am a system administrator, I am only a system32 folder)) (c) Tim Gerych

by Eto:
Even three days before his death, the sick Brejnev took a parade on the Red Square standing, and our second year sitting. Or are the Kremlin rats afraid to tell them that this is disgraceful, or do they despise our army?
Let us laugh...

Not only in Moscow, but in Kiev it is similar: the president sat down and know only on the sides of the eye, and veterans stood next to him.

Experience is when questions (what? Where is? When is? Why Why? Why is? How much? How? ) Become one – one?

If you are attacked by a gang of hungry administrators, throw them poppy polyethylene and calmly go on.

Irina called the shash, and said, “Tell the truth only. Max had a condom in his wallet, did he not give you it?""no". I feel the boy is waiting for a serious conversation))

Damn, all the nonsense cheers that Brezhnev was standing at the parades, and Medvedev was sitting watching today. Truth is why?
Yyy: Had Medvedev stood on the parade, stood! He is just low...

And she is cool. So beautiful and bright. and friendly. But I don’t want to be with her... she asks for too much.
Oh, you are about whom? Did I understand you correctly? Winnie the Seven?

A day without you is a pain. I miss you, my beauty.
Did you accidentally lose your ring?? to

I’ve gotten it "I remember. I am very proud" Once a year, add your own tapes on the pages, and statuses are beautiful with pictures, and on May 10th everyone is praised for the veterans and for the victory too. Enough of this poser.

H: I drank the quinoa.
N: 3 days standing
I is a member? OO
Quote of Quote!))

I live in Prague, on the 7th I went to a friend for a doctor, half of the city was blocked, it turned out to be a manifestation in support of the legalization of hemp. and Cannabis.

Peter's Choice track, on the side of the grandmother's shop for something to eat, we ask her:
What are the mushrooms for?
I don’t know, I’m bound.

My stomach is filled with laughter. At the entrance to the rest room there are three steps. I stood on the third, with my back on the wall. An aunt of forty years goes up and passing by me with the words "I'm going to fall" stumbles and falls on the stomach spreading her hands to the sides... I was still so surprised to ask: "What, right here?!". We couldn’t raise her for two minutes from laughter... Actually she couldn’t get up from the same thing... Now everyone asks her, “Has she fallen?” And now I can’t look at her without laughing...Rjo all the time.

My wife does not know foreign languages. Recently:
I met an American here.
WOW: And what did you talk about?
I don’t know, we talked in English.

Doctors:... you cut meat, put it on a bowl, fried it, somewhere between the second and third degree of burns you add vegetables to it... "