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[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63998
 10.05.2012
On the 9th of May, the clouds were always running out.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63997
 10.05.2012
So be quick :)
I always smile at one moment of the game.
So be quick :)
That you may have any huge gun, mini-gun, laser hammer, fireplace, infector, explosive, grenade, mine, damn what, but you will not open the wooden door of a fox without a key!! to

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63996
 10.05.2012
manwith_noname: in half an hour I will be nominated for Avengers in 3D, who will say for the movie?
karel_paki: there at the end of the scene, you will go with them at sunset on horses

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63995
 10.05.2012
After 10-15 minutes (I don’t know how long it was) they knocked on the door and asked, “There’s anyone?” How many are you?" I answered that three. The firefighter told us to get away from the door, that it would be broken now. I asked to open it with the keys. The door was housed on both sides of the DSP, so the firefighter told us to leave the door and they started breaking it. To knock out immediately failed, and the hit on the fifth firefighter said to open the keys, but the castle has already enchanted.

[ + 50 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63994
 10.05.2012
Beholder: I received an SMS with the text (I quote): "OŠRMAG DEVONA KUI SALOMAT BULIG SAB IR KILING JOHNIM HA MMASI UTIB KE.DI".
Beholder: I don’t want to say it out loud. He knows that I will call him.
Rowen: I will try.
Rowen : Gm.
Rowen: Mom came, brought sandwiches >_<

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №63993
 10.05.2012
Course writing
Giving up tomorrow?
Tomorrow after tomorrow, I’m not an idiot.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63992
 10.05.2012
XXX: Do you have seven?
YYYY: Yes
XXX: What did you do?
YYY: by 4 MB/sec

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №63991
 10.05.2012
The Lieutenant Colonel of the police approached, warned of the inadmissibility of uncoordinated actions. He was offered a sandwich with salad. Stabbed and left.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63990
 10.05.2012
@cobrik: For some reason, none of my fellow-groups knows what deadline is. When I say I have deadline, they think I’m sick.

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