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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127885
 10.05.2016
xxx (39 years old)
yesterday bought tarhune, tarhune mother is lemonade)))
I need a passport 😉

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127884
 10.05.2016
My cat lies as if he is performing a sacred duty by lying there.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127883
 10.05.2016
The dialogue:

Are you sitting behind the monitor?
Never in my life!
Who is online now?
I am...
Behind the monitor?
Actually before)
and :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №127882
 10.05.2016
Basically, dear Watson!
>>>>>
>>> and this is the topic that I.H. It really exists, it has an indisputable background.

He was never able to understand on his own, and none of his competent comrades was able to give a clear explanation on the fundamental question:

Celebrating the birth of Christ is always on a fixed date, but the date of death-resurrection is floating. How can you die on a different day every year?
<<<<<
Exclusively in order to guess the Jews the date of death was attached to the Jewish holiday of Passover (Pays). And this date, like any date in the lunar calendar, is floating in relation to the solar.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №127881
 10.05.2016
The case of condom was a year ago. And I wonder why are the Morgi referring to SanPin 2.2.4.548-96? After all, he is just on the side of the freezers) There the Russians on the white are written that the optimal pace is 22-24 degrees. (We are talking about offices with sitting work, of course, and about the summer period) Moreover, the Russians in white are indicated the lower limit of the permissible pace - 21 degrees. I, as one of the furious freezers, assure you that at ~23 I will not freeze! Well, and the morgians, based on their own posts in this barrage, prefer to temp-ru in 17 (!!!) cities. I understand that you have problems with the thermoregulation of the body, and I sympathize. But I don’t understand why you refer to a document that openly confirms your wrongdoing? Did not read?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №127880
 10.05.2016
> You know, the tail is generally a universal thing in this regard.
You go to the caretaker and ask for your pants. In case of refusal, you get a tail.

There is a whole book about this, there is still a hero by the name of Raskolnikov tormented by the question - is he trembling, or does he have the right? He took his tail and decided what he had.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127879
 10.05.2016
>> when Christ was born was the first year of our era...

Hm By the way, the batch is organized by the RPC, because the calculation ~ fuck with it, but here is the topic that I.H. It really exists, it has an indisputable background.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №127878
 10.05.2016
The effect of an endlessly decreasing pie is when everyone breaks off half of the last piece of piorga left in the kitchen, but does not eat it to avoid washing the plate.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №127877
 10.05.2016
The dialogue:

Who do you love more, my friends or me?
These are different things!
How is it?
What do you like more, a hat or jeans?
It’s different... I convinced you.)
and :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №127876
 10.05.2016
<><><>>
Even Vinnie-Puch, having reached the USSR, asked the Rabbit for honey and condensation without bread.

Winnie-Puch was always reluctant to get some strength, especially at eleven o’clock in the morning, because at this time the breakfast had long been over, and the lunch had not yet started. And, of course, he was terribly delighted to see the Rabbit getting cups and plates. And when the Rabbit asked, "What do you smell - honey or condensed milk?" - Puch came so excited that he said, "And the one and the other!"

(From the book "Winnie Pooh and Everything")

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №127875
 10.05.2016
Rusoan: Here is a photo of Mercury (a black spot on the left edge of the disk) passing on the backdrop of the Sun
Mikhail: I tried to figure out where Mercury is on the picture and where the dust is on the monitor. by Proter. I immediately saw Mercury. Astronomy is already bringing practical benefits to our world right now.

[ + 40 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №127874
 10.05.2016
In Lviv, activists tried to demolish a monument to the Ukrainian writer Tudor.

Lenin’s work is over, and nothing else can be done.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №127873
 10.05.2016
Lost Adidas switches near the lake
for a reward!
- And I have not lost anything for the reward yet - forever everything is free of charge 😉

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