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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №29836
 10.05.2010
Today we were sitting on the main street of the city with red eyes and in an open douleur.
These soap bubbles.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №29835
 10.05.2010
Did you see the parade on Red Square yesterday?
ZZZ:Aga.It was great, especially liked the flight of aircraft and helicopters.It is interesting how they will make 100 years of victory in the World War II.
XXX: But there is a column of combat walking robots, intergalactic cruisers of the 2nd Martian Army fly over Red Square. And in the evening, the annual traditional teleportation of Hitler from the past, and his burning on the forehead.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29834
 10.05.2010
As stupid as to cut off the veins or hang. I would leave life happier. He would take his best friends hostage. As a requirement, we would be continuously supplied with the freshest breweries, salty snacks and elegant girls. Then at the height would require the performance of a couple of rock bands and as a gift to each friend a racing motorcycle.
How do you buy tickets for your funeral?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №29833
 10.05.2010
Monologue in the role game:
Everyone has betrayed me, even those with whom I have betrayed everyone else!
c) Mingun

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №29832
 10.05.2010
to this:
Why, if I vote for a favorite quote, do I find it nowhere else?
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A man with dollars? OO

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №29831
 10.05.2010
xxx: I am walking around the city, like nothing reminds me of the 9th of May, after the people's gatherings, the houses were cleaned. But the huge black-yellow stretches hanging in the center "We Remember! We are proud of it!"
xxx: Well, the passers look and see in the end the strange slogan "We Pony! We are here!"
xxx: think that the horses might have tried the

[ + 228 - ] Comment quote №29830
 10.05.2010
Now in full seriousness, support our miners, there are still a crowd of them in this fucking hole. We have the worst mess here, even the sellers in the shops roar. Pray for them to be alive!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №29829
 10.05.2010
And suppose, the Victory Parade would be like this: all the equipment was rolled out on the Red Square, soldiers are standing in parade shape, the orchestra plays the brave marches of the Great Patriotic times. Here the music slows down, the President of the Russian Federation Dmitry Medvedev comes to the tribune with a welcome speech. And he says in the microphone: “Hello, friends!” And a crowd of ten thousand soldiers with refined synchronicity open their hands and gently grimps "PRE-VED-MED-VED!!!!and "

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №29828
 10.05.2010
04.05.10 Luzhkov will spend 45 million rubles on experiments with the weather on Victory Day
09.05.10 In Moscow announced storm warning

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29827
 10.05.2010
Can you create your own world with geisha and naked penguins?
Where have you seen the dressed penguins? O_O

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №29826
 10.05.2010
to this:
And let’s, in retaliation, post on the CMP and debba.and :)

Let’s start putting them here first!!! to

[ + 138 - ] Comment quote №29825
 10.05.2010
to this:
Green_3mi: And you don’t drink at all? Is it painful or bitter when you drink?

Why don’t you smell cocaine? Is it expensive, or is it used to other substances?
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Thank you man for this answer!! A lot of people ask me why I don’t drink!!! I’ll know what to answer!! :D

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29824
 10.05.2010
After watching a lot of American films, there is a feeling that they have a gray isolant sold specifically for maniacs and murderers.
Arindial

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №29823
 10.05.2010
U: the noot is hot =(
X: Well, he’s on your knees, that’s why he’s warm.
He is right on my knees!! to
U: I stretched my legs and all the holes were blowing!
A: Oh, I mean to him.
X: very erotic
I’m going to eat brom

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29822
 10.05.2010
It is not necessary to tell everything immediately. Because ignorance is like...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29821
 10.05.2010
xxx is. Does the crown really live long?
YYYYY Yes, it is 300 years old. He, you see, is sitting there, as if Napoleon had a hat on his hat.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №29820
 10.05.2010
I talk to my younger brother:
I: We went to Makdaq yesterday, guess what they ate there.
Brother: Lilly
I: It’s Caesar Roll, but I’m not happy about it anymore.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №29819
 10.05.2010
Einstein, showing his tongue, used to say to me on my table, “You’ll do it, I’m crazy too.” And now it hints "fig two you will defend yourself..."

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29818
 10.05.2010
I have not been so humiliated yet. An exhibitionist fled from me. First he pursued me, leveled up, took out his dignity, and then looked me in the face and ran away. = = (
The girl brother.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №29817
 10.05.2010
Why did the space troops not go under the Imperial March at the parade in Moscow?? to

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