That’s why jeans with twisted hips and straight knees are fashionable, and if you wipe out or break through your ass – go home and change your clothes?

About the socks. One day I didn’t regret the money and bought 100 pairs of identical black socks.
I thought they would finally stop playing mahjong "find a pair".
After two or three washes:
Grey, black, brown, dark red and even green.
Everything is painted before it is sold.
And in length also - part of the village, part stretched.

Interesting stories of grandmothers.

In Zakarpatya (Ukraine) there is a village in which very many twins are born. It is believed that the water there is healing (selenium contains, and he, like, contributes to twins).

And here the girls from the tourist group actively collect water from a healing source, and the local grandmother tells them:
This is not a matter of water, girl. The main thing is that the man is wicked.

Yura, your little girl doesn’t ask yet: Dad, give me money?
YYY: She still can’t talk.) she’s only 10 months.
That you don’t understand her doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how to talk.
Yyy: It’s possible, but I pretend I don’t understand when talking about money. Sometimes I work with my wife.)

Today I did something that completely characterizes me. He removed the syphon from the shell to clean it... and washed it in the same shell...

The Solitary Socks

I have a socks! It’s like a bag with bags, just a socks. It is called "House-2". There lonely socks are looking for a pair, and if not found for a long time, you can throw them away.
Or to destroy!! to

From the correspondence of the frontender (F) with the backer (B).

Q: Where is the image folder? Missed somewhere.
B: I removed it, and what was there?
F: There were pictures of the site.
B is too much?
F: All images of the site.

Representatives of a number of television companies with anger deny this information!
That supposedly sports commentators have already centralized such citations.

During the broadcast of the 2018 World Cup football matches with the participation of our national team, you can broadcast the following justifications for a bad game:
All teams passed through the hole of the selection matches.
The age of many players.
- Not all footballers are accustomed to the "autumn-spring" mode, which was recently adopted in Russia during the championship draw.
Many athletes from the opponent team play in the same club. They are better than Russian footballers.
A very cold summer (as in early June 2017) affected the schedule of preparation of our national team.
Young players are losing in the game against the world football.
Very high quality grass cover. Not all footballers are used to playing in this arena.
“At this world championship, the football ball "Chebour" is very uncomfortable for the goalkeepers. The trajectories of his flight are almost unpredictable".