Announcement of acquaintances:
I am 13! I want to find a guy 14-15 years old who does not drink, does not smoke!

I am in shock, this is the new generation!! to

A heart attack is when you come home and your child hits a 50-inch newly purchased plasma with a ball like a wall.

here recently a guy met, a bandit mouth drunk, flew a tough man in the skin))))
Everything would be nothing, you would see the electricity as he rubbed the products of the company Oriflame))))
Everyone was so crazy that everyone bought without talking 😉

Who will read these revelations, is it interesting?
Which is clear, moderator 😉
XHH: No respect at all. This is how well it was in the old days - "Vladimir - Clear Sunshine". And now? "Clear Pen - Moderator"...

we have a programmer who always talks to the monitor, then to anything else, and the shorter guys pushed the speaker into his tax box))))))))))))))) which suddenly came to his usual phrase.
What a shit, you’re not working a shit again!
He responded –
Jura, don’t scream at me, or because of fear my paper begins to get stuck!! His reaction was to see*ROFL*ROFL*ROFL*

XHH: People tell, when buying an Oka, what should you pay attention to first?
On the side of the X6. Feel the difference 😉

The ew:
The Union of Cinematographers has asked the President of Russia to impose a fee on every clean DVD produced in Russia or imported into the country, and to list these funds in favor of the Union of Cinematographers. As explained to "Kommersant" Chairman of the union Nikita Mikhalkov, this money will be..."

by RR3:
It is not disclosed the subject of deductions from each TV (they are demonstrated by Mikhalkov films), each TV antenna <...> you can also add electrical wiring, DVD players, acoustic systems, iPods and LED supports. (And in all the proposed cases, the Union of Cinematographers has at least something to do with these subjects, unlike the imported DVDs made by all kinds of Hollywood and Bollywood.)

by Impankratov:
You dig a little.
The tax on glasses (through them they watch Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on hearing aids (through them they listen to Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on roads and transport (moving to the place of viewing Films of Mikhalkov), the tax on chairs, chairs, sofas, taburets, etc. (They sit on them when watching Mikhalkov Films), the tax on apartments (they watch Mikhalkov Films), the tax on condoms, other means of contraception and abortion (lost profit, reduces the number of future viewers of Mikhalkov Films)...

Slept with a girl. seem to be protected. A month later, she told me she was pregnant.
Ironically, what about a condom?
She (offended): Why insult my boyfriend right away?

burned
I do not have photos sent. I would send you no pity.
mmm
Are you from Quebec?
burned
Not from Ural.

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Well, to come to the photographer and say “I have an avatar for my passport” was too much.

1: sometimes Jpeg is broken, I have those with photography, when there is 80% of the image, and the rest of some stripes and gray squares.

2: gray stripes and squares, obtained from the uncopied file or not proven or imprinted incorrectly.
They cannot ruin themselves.

1: Hm, strange, and I thought if the files lie on the computer for a long time and they can not be copied anywhere, then they can get damaged, so I copy files from time to time from one folder to another.

My dear, today, as usual, I cut myself with a shave and accidentally shaved myself.

[Nomath][0:58:34 09.06.2009]
I am on the train
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The man caroche coughed in a dream)))
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Quite loud
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At the end he sneezed.
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And a voice from behind the wall: Combo hit!! to

Experience is necessary to not repeat mistakes, but to make new ones.

I was told by the guys at ROVD when I was practicing there.

There was Mr. Saratov, the head of ROVD. And he decided somehow with friends in the garage.
to drink. Men were taken to the chest. Everything is cultural. Not until the wreath. and went our
Head of ROVD home, it was good to walk from the garage 5 minutes. Clearly, it was
He is not in the parade, without the pursuit, in the ordinary telogreek. stayed in
The most excellent disposition of the spirit, such as: all men are brothers. To meet him.
The PPS car. are stopped:
Their documents?
- Men, what documents, I am out of the garage!
The documents?
I am the boss of ROVD!
Oh yeah right?
He was stabbed on a full program, pushed into the car and into the department.
The police officer knew the head in the face. Wrecked, extended in
Frunt, honor gave and offered to organize the transportation
Headquarters to home. The chief of the ROVD sent everyone to the fuck and went.
Go home on foot. And in vain. Because another car hit him.
The PPS...
Their documents?
Further, according to the same scheme: accumulated, brought to the department, duty little
He did not die of fear.
Back home, the ROVD chief was already driving in the car offered to him. Not to walk
and risked.

Two priests put a shield on the road with the inscription: "Stop,
The end is near! Come back before it is too late.” In addition to the enormous
The car runs, the driver cries and cries with his fist:
Cursed sectarians, you’ve got it!
The car is hiding behind the turn, from there a thunder and a loud bullshit is heard.
One priest says to another:
“You seem to have been right, you should have written just ‘The Bridge Destroyed’.

[08:34:01] <XXX> and Vital as
[08:34:04] <YYY> standard
[08:34:10] <XXX> bought a car
[08:34:26] <YYY> what a car, mark
[08:34:37] <XXX> landmark - for bricks

The elephant!
By the time you mature to give me wine, or at least drink with me, I will be married and have two children, at such a rate!

Give me a plz...

I go down in the subway... a man stands, distributes leaflets...
I take, go away with the thought of throwing out and I go on...
A girl stands and distributes other leaflets.
I also take, I go.
The turnikets have another girl with a magazine... well...
I take a magazine, sweat hard and, picking a card, I go through the turniket.
Next Next post: The Young Man
Everyone who goes by turns to her.
and she me, like you didn’t... and passing after me through the turniket put me such a barrel and took the magazine :(