Andrey: Have you already gone to work?
Anna: No, I decided I was a girl made for love for a while
Andrey: Do you really don’t need the straps? O_O

Mad in Sadness
shiva1: watts ap, doc?
Mad: Yesterday hanged the server closet at home. The server does not enter. It goes in, but by the side.
Mad: now you have to somehow convince your wife that the closet with a depth of 400mm will look no worse than 350
Shiva1 is I need a new closet. Nothing enters this!
Shiva1: A great revenge for the entire male race
Shiva1: the dish
Shiva1: You already have a computer. Why do you need one more?
You do not understand! This is not a computer, it is a server.
Do you have a server?
This is an old server, and it doesn’t even get into the closet.

Oh wow, where are you there?
Forgive me fucking. Me here Paška gave a flash and asked to print his course while the print was read.
Abbott: What kind of stuff?
rsoft: from the Department of Thermodynamics
Abid: Aaa...
Habit: Fuu thermodynamics... the science of how to spoil the air, their whole goal is to build a combustion engine and burn more.
Rsoft: Yeah, what do you want from me?
Abby: Have you forgotten? Close this heresy, turn off the computer and come to me.
rsoft: okay, 10 minutes, here are two sheets left with conclusions to read, the most interesting
ABAB: What is the topic?
rsoft: Physical aspects of self-innovation
O_O capture this flash

xxx: In my opinion, the most developing toy for the child is a closed closet that the mom doesn’t allow to touch and where the “cool stuff” lies. It is :)

If somebody notices a fool who has written half of Moscow with shit hieroglyphs (a flat marker with a width of one and a half centimeters) - kill him naked! Honestly, I have already...

Because of the lack of light today without a hairstyle and almost without makeup and I have a bad habit of throwing the little stuff on the bag so that it then has to look for a very long time. Big bills are enough.
I’m in the bus, in front of a man with a bombarded look. I begin to look for the little things. I crawl through the entire bag. I found half a penny. I don’t like changing on the bus. I found. After a few stops, he looks like an oligarch to me. I do not understand anything. I try to return. He tells me, I see you have a problem with money.

This is:
Looking for where to make a T-shirt with the inscription, found a popular site. You send a description of the shirt and wait for a response. I sent it yesterday, and the answer came as follows:
Hi Alexey.
This will cost 220,000.
You can make an order at our office.
tk. Prepaid payment is required.
Time of manufacture is 1-2 working days.
With respect...
Deputy Director
I wonder what exactly did they hide in?
In price, terms, advance payment or what they answered 2 and a half days.
By the way, by that point I already bought a T-shirt that was made straight with me in 10 minutes and cheaper more than 220 times =))
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I apologize, but the website was not Belarusian. and then just 220,000 of their rubles is approximately our 800, quite an adequate price

But shake asthmatics as a flag against smoking is not necessary. Thousands of us smoking and with inhalers"

They are also proud of this.I hate the phrase that no country can be won, but there are just no words :)

As an oncologist I will say, smoke more, we need patients :)

Something in our yard the old asphalt removed and silence. Could the new setup not come out at all?
Yyy: You’ve complained that the asphalt in the yard is bad, you don’t like it.
XXX: What is it?
It was removed so as not to rise.

Gal: I went to the cinema for a 3D movie. Next to me was a couple of guys with a girlfriend, apparently the first time they came to a 3D movie. Sit down and wear glasses. Before the movie started to spin ads, not 3D. And the girl, sitting next to her, freezed, she will take off her glasses, then wipe them out, then she will whisper that her glasses were bad. Eventually, he says to his boyfriend: “What I have bad glasses, give me yours... And when they change the glasses, a 3D movie begins.” She put on her glasses and said:
Now it is 3D!

In Russian series there is one typical pattern that carries the brain constantly.
First show how the main characters of all kinds of super-popper intelligence services shoot in a tirade, where they will unforcedly put all the bullets in the tenth. And then play scenes of shooting, where the same soldiers from 10 meters can not even get in the back, releasing 24 shots.

What was the bite yesterday?
To Shurik the little came three goops to understand. The kind of foolishness they have in the rainbow with their girls.
He is healthy, but three is three.
You have not seen his family. Everyone thinks it's called Little in a joke, because 180 is the height and the weight of a hundred. So he is really small in the family: his older brother is under two meters, and his father is even lower but has a specific weight. Those three idiots with the little brother were enough.
Three fucking rich people :)

Maximum
I want to record my defense on video.
Camera to put
The light
All affairs
Lera
Right :3 I watched my sister protect herself
Maximum
And how she? Have you gotten off a little stress?
Lera
I’m 27 and I think I’ve gotten away a bit.

<...>I answer you as a smoking asthmatic who has at least a dozen of the same smoking asthmatics in his immediate environment<>

A bunch of dwarfs, honest word.

I’m smarter than you, so the conversation is over!
YYY: - A great mind is like a large member: first, it is inappropriate to boast about it, secondly, it is little to have it, it is still necessary to use it for the purpose, hell!

A 7-year-old daughter asks:
Will you buy me your suitcase?
I will buy. Not now, but later when needed.
and when? In 200 years? In 200 years I will be 207. With half...

Dr.Provocateur: Well, you compared children and adults.
The ants, for example, I would not eat now.
ZloeAloe: dr.Provocateur, I did not eat them as a child
Dr. Provocateur: You didn’t have a childhood
Smolla: and the ass suck??? They are acidic!! to
Per you haven’t eaten sweets yet?? to

My husband has been scaring the public for two weeks with a wonderful lamp around his right eye.
But the public is not tired of asking "Why are you so?". For now, the leading version is: a bowl. With a considerable gap go skarka and polovnik. I can’t understand why the public restricts me to just kitchen equipment. The chauvinism.
I can also charge the shovel.

by Marinalevy

What idiots are they? They declare independence and complain that they don’t have money.)

I had a dialogue with my father recently. I told him that the Nautilus group would come to us for a concert. After I told him I would go to their concert, Dad (p):
Q: Well you, Butusov is the old one, the last century. Check out the price of tickets for Yuri Antov.