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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №66791
 10.07.2012
So why is C++ better than C?
Danmer: Compared to C, C++ has two huge pluses.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66790
 10.07.2012
Go into someone’s tent.
Without Gandalf there is no hunting.
Gandalf is inside.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №66789
 10.07.2012
Imbecility (from the Latin Imbecillus - weak, impotent) - an average degree of oligofrenia, malnutrition, intellectual underdevelopment due to a delay in the development of the brain of the fetus or child in the first years of life.
With imbecility, children lag behind in physical development, deviations are noticeable externally. Imbeciles understand the language of others, they can pronounce short phrases themselves. Speech is poor and incorrect, but more or less connected. Thinking is concrete and primitive, but consistent, distractions are inaccessible, the stock of information is extremely narrow, sharp underdevelopment of attention, memory, will. People suffering from imbecility are able to instill basic work skills, teach reading, writing, counting, programming in PHP, etc.

I knew!

[ + 35 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66788
 10.07.2012
The girl does not wear rings and did not wear - there is no sample. I can only measure without a burn in the morning, and in the morning can not. There’s still a way while she’s asleep, but again: as long as I find a finger, as long as I wrap, she’ll wake up. And what to do?

WOW: In your case, it’s only up to you to arrange an accident and take her finger away from the jeweller.

Why is it so hard to "finger"? It is much easier to take the whole girl. Not to the jeweller, but to the jewellery seller. And in just an hour the store will sell the goods, the girl will get exactly the device that will wear and boast before the friends, you will go to the category of the best smart girls and, at the same time, you will find out the desired size. (Just call the seller the upper limit of your love for that girl in rubles or foreign currency!)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №66787
 10.07.2012
We went with the bride to the ZAGS to collect the certificate of marriage.
was appointed on 07.07.2012, in ZAGS said that the base does not work, and called the reference, it turned out that the base does not work throughout Kazakhstan (no one is married).
In the end, we were transferred all to the number 9, but the paintings from us on some sheet were taken, so for 2 days she called me a half-husband, and I was her wife of a shredinger).

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66786
 10.07.2012
My wife and I go for a walk:

Yes, I took the keys, the phone and the money too. What else needs?
Tagged: brain
8 The Brain? Why Why? I wore my breasts today.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66785
 10.07.2012
In connection with the expansion of the borders of Moscow and the active construction of the metro under the MKAD,
"A house for sale in the Kaluga region. In walking distance from the metro. So much for you!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66784
 10.07.2012
AAA: This is the first time in the UK that a six-colored gay flag is raised over the ministry.
BBB: Yes, it is necessary to cut a small hole in the center of the British flag with a dark canvas to symbolize the greatness of Britain and tolerance at the same time.
CCC: The phrase "I will throw my ass on the British flag" will have a clearer meaning

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №66783
 10.07.2012
Comments on "The Olympic fire did not reach London"

During the 1980 Olympics in Moscow was a live broadcast of the Olympic fire. I saw on TV: the runner carried a torch, and a special car was driving nearby. Suddenly the fire in the torch was extinguished. The runner just drove him into the open window of the special car and pulled him out burning again. Olympic fire in Greece. Teleportation was there.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №66782
 10.07.2012
XXX: A stand from the embrace of the virgins except
Yyy: And with a mother fucker like you, the penis doesn’t get up even during sex.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66781
 10.07.2012
I went out with my wife from the store, and on the stairs a cat, a nurse very.
Wife with a softened voice--"How nice... Let’s cut off his head."
People around began to worry and turn around until we got the fish out of the package.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66780
 10.07.2012
xxx: Man has already created a series of works "Wonder of the Fairy Forest"
The Chernobyl?
Why is he not a fairy tale for you? Even the heartless dosimeter is delighted there.

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66779
 10.07.2012
yyy-...and if I haven’t had time to lose weight by summer, so now so many clothes hiding shortcomings!
xxx-The main thing is that with these hiding shortcomings of overdrive there was not, or so you will get acquainted with the beauty, and you will bring home, she will take away the caiaque corset!caiaque parallel will pull out of the puddle, to pull the pulling puddles off and even the patch will wash and lick the eyelids off, the overhead hair will remove....shortly stock the men with validol xD

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66778
 10.07.2012
I watched an Indian movie where everyone, crazy, sings. Then some court dumb, now a broadcast on how to squeeze the baked bacon T_T
Q: What is so sad? I would not like switching.
The cat on the controller sleeps (((

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66777
 10.07.2012
A: I also remembered that my husband, even under socialism, saw with his own eyes the document signed by the "triangle": Director-Little, Secretary of the Partnership Bureau-Little, Chairman of the Trade Committee-Hvostyk.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №66776
 10.07.2012
Yesterday I saw the pigeons on the green light of the pedestrian lighthouse crossing the road.

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