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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100322
 10.07.2014
muromec: and ebonate sticks were used in antiquity, yes

Sing,: >> and eponat sticks
I already have acquaintances with this material.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100321
 10.07.2014
What substances are most often accumulated in basements, collectors, heat grids, and basements in general?
The Idiots

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100320
 10.07.2014
If it happened:
and...
These are the authors of Scandinavian mythology:

Discuss the Scandinavian mythology.
I: And here is the horse Sleipnir, eight-legged, what is it? Did he look like a spider?
Husband: No, since it was Loki’s horse, it was like a limousine.

Slepnir was the horse of Odin. Loki was the father of Sleepner.
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Not the father, but the mother. So it happened.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100319
 10.07.2014
I want to highlight the ridiculous quotes and remove them (((

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100318
 10.07.2014
xxx> I like white clothes
Yyy> type about nurses when?
xxx and xxx
yyy> also probably nothing. You need to look for a video of a helpless patient, where the nurse clothes him and sits on top.
xxx> saw this
xxx> he then turns out to be not helpless at all and fucking her cancer, pressing her head to the couch
yyy> no, it is not that. The end must be such that it disconnects it from the life support systems.
xxx> you are a dangerous man!
xxx> have you been a godmother in your past life?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №100317
 10.07.2014
Looking at the endless remake in the world film industry I am waiting - when will the remake of the "Arrival of the Train" be filmed?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100316
 10.07.2014
Husband says: to rest in the Canaries they found money, and fucking go to the ocean...
and...
The typical poverty.
Even if you give them all the gold reserves of the world - they will be ruined in the bushes and in the ocean, park cars on the road and poison all around them with ghost spirits - but half a penny is saved!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100315
 10.07.2014
I came to work today - on the table of the note"to drink the table". I am confused, I ask the people that this could mean and who wrote it? It turned out to be sealed - rubbish the table)) make a hole under the wires))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100314
 10.07.2014
xxx: So you are a programmer - you have sinuses, cosins and integrals? You need C++, SQL, Java, Python, Haskell, Si shards and points, PHP is there.
YYY: Em... my satellite office does. On the day I don’t need the sinuses, cosins, and integrals, I go into Google and finally write “Hello, world!” in ten languages – and run out of awareness of my own cruelty.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №100313
 10.07.2014
Why do footballers have shorts down to their knees and hockey players have shorts below their knees?
I don’t know the exact answer, it has something to do with the dogs.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100312
 10.07.2014
I work in communication management and therefore we do not have unlimited internet, 250Mb per person per month.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100311
 10.07.2014
Recently there has been so much rubbish in the internet that I already think that knowing the right sites is like meeting the right people, in both cases you will often not get the result without them.

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