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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32783
 10.07.2010
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[16:23:54] xxx: girlfriend is burning
[16:24:26] xxx: says "o! The boss praised me. I said I am smart and do a good job. Fucks, I’d better put it on the table and fuck it!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32782
 10.07.2010
Mumbai228: I was once bitten in my leg by a shrimp... My leg swelled and became twice thicker
NUBO: Maybe he put off the larvae? And the larvae began to terraform, because of which the leg was swollen, now the shrimp plant grows in symbiosis in the leg, and the anus will be used instead of the hangar.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32781
 10.07.2010
and two:
What are you so sad?
You borrow money and don’t give it!
Do you have a coordinate?
There are coordinates, there are no missiles.! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32780
 10.07.2010
<SKcorp.> vspishka_s: Okay, I’ll go to bed. Let you dream like an elephant takes the queen.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32779
 10.07.2010
C radio forum about the "float":
I really know the case. I don’t know these people personally, but I know some people.
They live in the collage. I don’t remember exactly what happened there, but my husband drowned the TV in the river. The child was taken and dried. It works.
Then he buried him in a burial. The children searched for a long time, two weeks, but still found and pulled out. Washed with water from the hose. and long. I didn’t open it, just so much soap. Dry up – it works.
What happened after that with the television story silences.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32778
 10.07.2010
What a year like this!
WOW: What is it?
In winter you don’t know what to wear, in summer what to wear.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32777
 10.07.2010
Zero Cool
"In the Moscow market found radioactive blackberries from the Bryansk region"
This is a laugh... wondering how did they determine that she was from Brunswick?

[A]ggie
I said it myself ;)

Zero Cool
I’m looking at the headlines ?

Zero Cool
"Spanish athletes have collected medals"
We picked the onions and went to collect... in the woods :D

[A]ggie
Well, well, blackberry, probably a harvesting place and suggested...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32776
 10.07.2010
Pasha
We need to attract the public!

Pasha
Putin's Bomb

Pasha
Obama Terrorism

Pasha
We are now being followed by at least two other countries.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32775
 10.07.2010
Nya> I have a brain flow
Cat> carefully pick it up in your palms and drink it)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32774
 10.07.2010
by JJ

We are sitting with a (d)wife near Mac Daca. I eat roses.
(D) Put it all in your mouth.
(I) – I have moved
D is to blame. is comfortable?
I do not.
I am also uncomfortable!

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №32773
 10.07.2010
I am sitting down and looking for a job. am in the midst of a lot of vacancies:
Batman on the Batmobile!
Requirements: The candidate must be either a man or a woman.
be up to 28 years old from birth.
Anywhere in Perm in two minutes. Traffic for three.
To be punctual (for delay - seven years of rubber bullets).
Having an internal and external culture.
Professional skills such as jongling, acrobatics, focuses and pantomimes are welcome!
Knowledge of languages: Russian correct (for clients), Russian ordinary (for all others), Olavsk (for special occasions).
Responsibilities include delivering our delicacies to our beloved customers, as well as participating in our global plans to capture the world.

O_O

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32772
 10.07.2010
xxx: I have a silent headphone (
Try to change clothes in reverse.
The left is playing quietly.
I don’t hear it in the headphones.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32771
 10.07.2010
xxx: I go from the stop, I hear a conversation from behind: "ey, well, take it, well you are that, hey, no boy what is yours?I turn quietly, interestingly... and at the stop, the hop is sitting such a classic, in sportswear, and the pigeon throws the seeds.
It is crazy! A rush to the entire office! It is :)))
He was still sitting in front of the pigeon, all as appropriate :)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32770
 10.07.2010
I talked to my best friend Max.

I: Shit, my sweet one only learned from me today that women do not write from the vagina)) But he is 20 years old)
Q: Is it naked?? to
I: haahah)) Prikyn) 20 years he thought that from there))
M: Not from the wetland!!??? Do you want to go on???!!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32769
 10.07.2010
Why is Moscow so far away?
YYY: It is floating. In the horror. Peter did not move in.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32768
 10.07.2010
We moved to a new apartment. They packed and carried large bags of things. And during one of the walks, in the elevator we met our favorite neighbor from below. The hysteria, and still, the peaceful life did not give us from the first week of our ride, even menta tried to infest us. This is a separate story, of course. So here, we go with her in the elevator and she says:
and you! Look at me and my child (which was nearby) and you will not let us live!
Don’t stop, we’re already sitting! Do you see the bag?! to
Thanks to God! Who will live for you now?
Then I was cursed, and I replied:
- Seven Tajik gas burgers > :)
- O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32767
 10.07.2010
Alexandra(09.07.2010 15:09)
We also have a heated heat, Matroskin stretched on the floor, breathing hard. I bathed him in a cold and warm bath yesterday, he didn’t even resist.)

Anastasia 09.07.2010 15:15)
You wake up in the morning, and he is already sitting in the bathroom with a glass of kefir, with a shower cap on his head.


[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32766
 10.07.2010
slide: I have a 512 channel at work and one type is pushing all the time... how to slow it down?
Q: And in the table?
I tried... it didn’t help.
Feet on the eggs?
The director has already done so.
He’s a real guy, so I recommend studying with him.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32765
 10.07.2010
I: Mom, are the snakes same-sex?
M is no.
I: Then I have a logical question...
and Pause
M: I have no idea!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32764
 10.07.2010
From the official forum of computer game developers:
I installed the game xxx, and it flies to the desktop after some time after launch. Tell me what the matter is.
Do you have a license game?
and yes.
It is strange.
Well I do not know. Where I downloaded it was written:"Type of publication: license".
c) Miller

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