Oh, these girls =) As my friend-virgin said, 3 weeks dating with one cute and unpredictable - "I haven’t fuck yet, but I’ve got a job")))

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How correctly they noted, however...

The Circus! The boss comes in and says, "You don't have a litre and a half litre?... we sit, we think of the whole crowd... ))))

The issue of internet dating. Girls for you.

by 17:26
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by 16:27
An original approach to dating.

by 17:29
Hm, I wonder what from the point of view of a girl should a guy say first when he wants to engage in a conversation? I think it’s quite logical to say goodbye first and it’s hard to come up with something new. Honestly speaking, such statements immediately repel the hunt for further communication.

by 17:32
Even if the guy on a white pegasus descends from the sky while the pegasus will shine and the guy will be in white glowing armor, his first word will be hello or hello, etc. In the future, we need to be smaller. How so so

The Rebel
It was early, a boy and a girl were playing in the playground. He tells her, “I came yesterday, and you are not, I have gone around the world.” It would take you 80 years to get around the world. Happy childhood... And you say what a bad new generation is growing up and that there is no romance.

Re: Resignation textbook
NN: the name of him.

Kei is noon. I turned off the light and missed it. A neighbor comes and asks to see what is going on with his comp - he says it is not turned on. If the lights are turned on, I will see. He apologized and left.

Can you sell your soul in exchange for heaven after death?

WOW: So how do I address you now?
Q: Do you have any favorite pets?
Yes, three of them.
Behold me the way you treat them!
Use your wings, stupid bird?

You are the most beautiful girl in the whole world!
and yes :)
You are stupid :)

XXX: I am a visual.
XXX: I got into one ear, it went out into the other.
xxx: so, behind the skull, because what got into the eye - no longer flies out

I was looking forward to today for two weeks. All my friends left for a week. Planned to relax with his thoughts and dive into work on projects...
Taking his wife and aunt on the bus, he went to the bank to take the money. There I almost sent a naphyg, "no passport is issued"(from what time?! The Bank of Advance. I took half the money and ordered a pizza. I went home, changed clothes, and pizza came. I went out... The door clogged... I sat on the stairs and connected to my wifi on my cell phone, eating a pizza. No cigarettes or money. My shorts look more like cowards) the week started.

If anyone knows the risks, let them go overnight.

X: You’re cute and smart, don’t get upset you so because of her, she’s not worth you! Let’s go somewhere together and I’ll make you happy :)
Y: I am not sad. I broke her brakes on the car yesterday, and yesterday I fucked her drunken sister on her birthday. So I have a normal attitude.)
Y: But you can go somewhere
Q: What is silent? Are you here? =) is
X: Yes, there’s a lot of work... we’re going.
X: Someday later

Fursenko is written with a small letter from now on, so this is already a nickname and means ignorant and dumb.

Favorite women should be treated as if you shave eggs with your left hand: gently and very carefully!

Today in the Paphos supermarket saw a sign above a stand with a red bull: add gas!
He wanted to take her to the grass, but she was intentionally attached.

I'm okay, I can do it in Annus fucking tonight!
Is that what I thought, or do you have a gap somewhere?

Students go to the U.S. Consulate to receive work visas for the summer... an essay interview. one of them in English in general almost no book, learned a few phrases, comes to an interview, after a few questions such as how you are called to go the culmination:
Consul: What do you want to do in the USA?
Students: A visit to the land!
LANDAN IN ENGLAND, DEATHEL!

Yesterday I jumped a parachute and made a discovery for myself.
We live on Google Maps.

I sit after the lessons in addition to the teaching and here suddenly the door opens and the guy orets:
by Victor Semenich.
– and?
Oh shit! and escaped.
The fucking graduates.