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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100362
 10.07.2014
News on Yandex:
"Russia will have its own social network"

XXX: What do you think?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100361
 10.07.2014
When I was asked if I knew JJ, I replied: Well, a little bit.
Now I have learned it again and I can confidently answer the same question "no";

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100360
 10.07.2014
Representative of the car:
The video with the presentation of Lada West has already gained more than 400,000 views, which means that people are waiting for this model.

and naive. Maybe they just want to crack...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №100359
 10.07.2014
(I can’t turn the phone on)
xxx come here. You need a gentle man’s hand.
YYY: With a paddle...

[ + 83 - ] [17 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100358
 10.07.2014
Not in Satan’s Rockets and Nuclear Cruisers. This is not the Soviet Union.

The Soviet Union is when the old grandmother, my neighbor, a girl, was taken by the Bolsheviks and moved from the basement to a normal apartment. and free.
The Soviet Union is where education is free, including higher education, and at the same time the highest quality in the world.
The Soviet Union is when pioneering camps and children’s sanatoriums are built on petrodollars, not yachts with blades worth like a large anti-submarine ship and not two-storey airliners for 500 people for personal use.
This is when you walk in the streets of your hometown, but he is not confused with the clutch wire, and the surveillance cameras at each washing are not overwhelmed, as in a concentration camp, and mint without machines and even without oaks, and the crime rate is one of the lowest in the world, and the street so much more.
This is when on the TV is not glamorous shadows in pink fears, and not bodies of mountains, but something that makes you think.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100357
 10.07.2014
The quote about reading before the handshake of the answers from the soap lost all charm after replacing it with the "reading of comments". Now those who have not seen the original option are simply confused at best. And in general, I see, in connection with the new "type law", the whole mat is implacably cut off in the Main and in the Best. I personally oppose its excessive use in real, but some quotes lose all meaning when outcasting. It turns out like an anecdote about a worker in a kindergarten.
Vassula, who was born?
- No one matured, just Fedy dropped me on the head with a melted lead from a pebble, well, I told him that I should be more attentive and careful to my companion.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100356
 10.07.2014
- Well, maybe he has a new grandmother, and now you lack the strength.
Do you think the tongue will fall? Everyone seems to know how big and thick I am putting on betrayal.
He is embarrassed.
Are we talking about one person?
So he is ashamed to say not about grandmother that he lacks strength for you.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100355
 10.07.2014
Everyone, most importantly, is serious.
He desires others.
He does not understand, Barbos,
He’s laughing too!
(Barbos by B. Zachoder)

I am for what? Catch the "drop down the scratch, return the scratch". Do not comment shit, post the shredder. < 3

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №100354
 10.07.2014
Anyone who writes comments on various types of holiwares should urgently push a teaspoon pen into the USB connector. This will enhance the power of your comp. is verified.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100353
 10.07.2014
I don’t understand how people make the blue screen of death.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100352
 10.07.2014
from Zdolbali - "...he was in jail. He sold drugs at the age of 17 to everyone and everyone who took them. ...
... society does not care that he is not a maniac and a bandit, the very word “judgment” already creates a deplorable picture..."
Sorry girl, but this is shit. I have an adequate attitude towards those who have been convicted, to those who have failed, etc. Yes, youth, mistakes, sometimes it really gives a very negligent many impulses in the brain and educates a person.
The pirate is here. Selling drugs to the left is harmless. Well, he was just entering into commodity-money relations, what was there. Of course, it is not specified what exactly he traded there, but harm (with possible addiction, aggravation and fatality) to dozens of people is not such a harmless thing.
Maniac (they are not just murderers, the stalker is also a maniac, etc.) Or a bandit is far from clearly worse/better than a small local drug dealer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100351
 10.07.2014
How to become a developer:
1st Fuck it, fuck it.
2nd You make items that you like. Those that don’t like, don’t do.
Three Here you are the developer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100350
 10.07.2014
As a child, I was impressed by the beauty and unpredictability of our language. We had five years of such a divorce: you are told the word, and you put it in the phrase "I with #word# under the balcony". For example, "I with the dog under the balcony". And when it came to the word roulette, everyone began to rust, and I stood and amazed at the richness of Russian language.
Later I was shocked by the words of one of my uncles, who turned on the paved sidewalk.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100349
 10.07.2014
Posted at 13:06, Wednesday
X: Yyy, what do we have an inuit?? to
Posted at 16:25, Wednesday
YYY: all standards
Posted at 16:25, Wednesday
The most important thing is to answer in time :)))
Posted at 16:26, Wednesday
YYY: Well you also ask what is going on with inet at the moment when something is wrong with inet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100348
 10.07.2014
A forumman placed an advertisement in the branch "Real Estate", but instead of "House on Varaxino" (it is a distant suburb of Izhevsk) was sealed and it turned out to be "Dam on Varaxino".

The moderator moved the announcement to the branch "Sex".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №100347
 10.07.2014
Sorry the artist is not Russian, I would order a painting from him
YYY: What is the problem?
xxx: just that with my knowledge of English will sound like 'I GIVE U MONEY, U GIVE ME PICTURE, ALRIGHT?'

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100346
 10.07.2014
(Discussion of screenshot with Sean Bean)

This is Ted Stark!
YYY: It is right! Only in the film "Anna Karenina" 1995 :) apparently, he is here Vronsky)
yyy:...although with his luck he should have played Anna :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100345
 10.07.2014
What do we give to Dr. Lenke?
zzz: she epilator wanted or fan
xxx: ah, if the hair on the legs does not shrink, then at least the laying will do

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100344
 10.07.2014
xxx: How do you strike the barge of the civilisation into a crowd of people who are not heavily captured by stickers?? to
YYY: It is great
zzz: well why, there at least the word "how" without errors

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100343
 10.07.2014
That our at the championship played no worse than Spain and England, and then at least once their game would be compared to the Brazilian.

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