I have a son, almost 5 years old.

They went to play with his aunt and ran away from her. He calls his wife in tears, looking for her. The woman comes out of the entrance, and here the runner is sitting on the bench. I went to my grandmother, and my grandmother, let's mock, you can't say that, I was scared, worried, and if I die?

The little one replied:

No problem, I have a grandmother.

My grandmother’s response to the second candidate was barely enough.)

About a year after the wedding they fought with their wife (young, hot, stupid because of some small hernia). She left things in her bag and, knocking loudly at the door, went to her mother. After an hour, she came back and said her mother didn’t let her go. I already knew about it, since my aunt called me and stated-I married? We live with her, we live with her, we live with her, we live with her, we live with her.

Here are such "rough" northern hardening parents of my wife, so we have lived with her for 17 years.

They love to be surrounded by zero.

American artist Hugh Troy (1906-1964), a famous illustrator of books and a great lover of games, served as a chancellor in one of the army training camps during the Second World War. He was plagued by the need to fill out a huge number of forms, information and reports. As a protest, he invented a special report on the number of flies caught in the officer’s dining room. He sent a report to the Pentagon on a daily basis. Day after day these reports went to the Defense Ministry until the inevitable happened: someone in the Pentagon wondered why only one training company sends such a report? Where are the others? Do some officers neglect their duties?
One day, two officers from another unit approached Troy and asked him if he knew what the report about the flies they had caught was required from them.
Of course, I know,” replied Troy. I send my report every day.
After hearing his story, the officers that they had not been sent the corresponding forms and they did not know how to report for the fly. Then the artist offered them forms, independently printed on the rotator, and showed them how to fill them. So the number of papers coming to the Pentagon immediately increased. As far as we know, generals began to demand such reports from other parts. However, how this story ended is unknown: the Pentagon archives relating to this time are still classified.

The Ministry of Health has promised to make vaccination against the coronavirus voluntary. At the same time, they promised that the fines for refusing voluntary vaccination will not be higher than for violating voluntary self-isolation.

I once, sorry, struck the most precious woman’s place with cowards. She went to the pharmacy and asked for a baby cream to ease her suffering. He even explained the area of defeat. Who knew that this fox would give me a baby cream with mint?!? Sadist to fucking. In the eve of relief, I smeared without looking at the packaging... The feeling was, gently speaking, so to myself. I do not recommend. Zero of stars. I wanted to go and write a complaint on her the next day, but I couldn’t go.