Zveroboy: She is a real odmin. I broke my eyebrows yesterday...

There was a test on who understands IT Secure (attack/protection). The majority of the applicants (276 people) broke the archive of "girl with siska.rar", with the total number of participants being exactly 300 people. 23 people tried hard to unlock the archive titled "Muscular Macho.rar" Guess with one attempt how many boys and girls in this group? And who by his orientation is another person, if it is known that only he tried to unlock the archive titled "shootout and aerodynamics of the wing of the helicopter K52.rar"

I think it’s something with the others is not all right.

How different guys and girls perceive the wedding.
Wedding Password on WIFI.
She: now I will not forget my password.
I will not forget when we have our wedding.

C is:
Q: How to remove the smell of onions from your hands?
A: The garlic of them natri.

xxx: Hi, my mommy! )))
Go away, I’m afraid of you!
XXX: O_o

From Asha

My phone automatically changes words.
He replaced the tram, the word winter with the ass.

I am
Why not split by 2? :) One would go for insurance, the other for shoes. One at work, another at work.
DIRK
It can! You can clone yourself.
DIRK
Sit down all together and start throwing, none will go anywhere x-)))

Consider the Swedish:
to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

The correct option: "and many of you ask this?"

From the Fire:
Question: I want to put on a hormonal spiral (presumably worldly), but it indicates that the term of validity is up to 5 years, and I will definitely take out a year in two or three. Couldn't it happen that the mirena will try to "produce" all of its resources and start to release twice as much hormone every day as it should be?
Answer: It will surely be as soon as he learns about your insidious plans.

Marsiano4ka: Vasily - a truly irreplaceable programmer in our office
Marsiano4ka: no one understands his code except himself.

What is "What is "What is "What is "?
It is soakable.

BBBrain: British scientists have concluded that sneezing is an alternative to orgasm. The mechanism of both processes is very similar. This process is identical to sneezing: when a person wants to sneeze, the tension in certain muscles increases, and then discharge occurs.
Dfstorm: Fuck that’s all! I smoked and smoked

A photographer wants to photograph a cat in the yard, addresses the grandmothers on the bench:
Can I take a picture of your cat?
It is a bad sign – he will die.
Can you be photographed?
No, then we will die.

SentriX Pushes: Noise – It Hurt

<SKcorp.> SentriX: The mixer was deprived of virginity.

Playing Son with Father online:

Daddy, fuck the fuck! Learn to play!
I fucking fuck your mom!
The Son: Cap

X: You are in contact.
Kirill: I have
X: Write me an invitation
Kirill: I invite you, Lecha, to become my friend in contact!
X: The SP

I live on the second floor.
The windows are open, I sit under it and I sneeze very loudly and loudly twice. A few seconds from the street:
Be healthy and grow big!! to
I look out the window, and there a girl comes in and looks out the window.
thank you!
She smiled and went on.
There are such people...

I went to the dentist in the afternoon, generally overtaking the baby with my mother
Baby: Mom and after the rain mushrooms come out and then rainbow
Mom: Daddy, so it happens, Grandma just went for mushrooms
When your grandmother eats mushrooms, will she also have a rainbow?

"By visiting kindergarten, Azarov promised Ukraine condoms"

xxx>how can I get rid of social pressure if I don’t want to get married?
yyy>be a man to bleat :)