The chief of the department called: "A give me %FamilyEmployee%".
I laughed at the wording. Then they thought and decided to give it, i.e. With stone faces, he was hanged on a chair in the office of the boss. They went out, broke out.

After a couple of minutes again call: *with an absolutely calm voice* good guys, take this, give it instead %FamilyOther Employee%.
Work is up.

Meteo: I have a request for you.
I’m gonna go)
MeTeo:How would it be... When Saha and I played in the teaching and student, he gave me the boundaries of the textbook, and there, like, on the condition, not polluting the rule of Lapital, and I did not remember it, and used the rule by chance. Three were arguing. Just in the morning to work did not fall - it was we got to the diffuses. Even successfully, when we played the doctor and the patient, I diagnosed the beginning of pneumonia in time for him, oriented by the whispers. I went to work from the hospital this morning. Yesterday there were no condoms at home, it was lazy to dress, and we, turned in the bedding, decided to run into the car, where they were also not seen, spent, and I was still with a headlamp - there in the dark to go, so in this form we went to the pharmacy, and when we came, he told the seller that we had a mask. After that, we bought a hematogen and two delphin nose washers, with which we cheered until five in the morning.Now he called and said with a playful voice that he was preparing a surprise, and I have a re-attestation for the category tomorrow, can I spend the night with you?

In the competition for the title "Ideal guests" won the family, sending the message "We will never come to you!!“!”

Two Moscow friends (DMD) rested in the glorious city of Ryazan.
The night. The Lenin Square. Drunk friends wanted paid love.
Go to the taxi driver (T).
DMD: Boss, can you suggest where you can buy a paid love in your city?
T: Here is the rookie rookie there stands, there is the grandmother sitting, she is in Ryazan here, she is in charge of everything.
DMD at Roosevelt: Dear, we would like to buy a paid love!
You would go to the postcard for that, idiots!

Yesterday, our new assistant leader (eyes, legs, well you understand) met the team in the old Slavic way with the help of the combat dance apple. I am joking again. With the help of a noble drink of cognac and sandwiches. I didn’t count my strength and fell asleep in the toilet. And so that she didn’t cheat, she put a roll of toilet paper deeper into the toilet. The sanitary officer spoke to us with surprising words while rescuing three floors from below and a girl. Such a sweet.

The man ordered a TV on Amazon, and he was brought a rifle.

There is a box at the door of a man. He joyfully drags her home and unpacking, hoping to see the new TV, which he actually ordered on Amazon.
Instead, Seth Horwitz found an assault rifle in the box... Inside the box was found a check for the amount of $ 1590, which was also indicated the name of the desired address.

One of the comments:

- The gun check and name... interesting...

From the Prado Club Forum:

I recently met on the internet. The girl was so cute that she immediately wanted to meet. And then this dialogue:
What are you going to go on?
In the car.
What car do you have?
and white.
Of course it is white. What a white?
Just like a waikiki.
I can’t do anything, I love sports.

The mood went up all day :)

xxx: In the Soviet times worked in the factory, and we had a man in the nonsun people, tiril nails from the factory, for five years nobody guessed because the method is brilliant)))

YYYYYYYYYYY

xxx: He took his boots, filled them with nails and threw them over his shoulder, and on the question of the guard "Why don't you wear boots?" he replied "And there are nails."))))

YYY: It is genius!!!!!!!!! to

Worse than female boxing is only male artistic gymnastics.

I pour my friend a second glass of wine on the backdrop of a TV commentary from the London Olympics:
“Now... now... soon we’ll see a female barrel.

My girlfriend has a birthday.
and hello. What to give, no idea.
You know how I like to read. The best gift for me is a book.
Okay, from which series is it?
- Well from the E-ink Pearl series of 10 inches
– : 0...

In general, there was such a story, after 3 days of the day of the builder, the boss instructed to find who could cut a greeting on the brick, well, the guy really wanted to stand out with such a gift. I start searching, googling all things, nobody does it. Then he called to make monuments.
xxx: Hi, this is a question, are you engaging in the engraving of bricks?
Do you think the mouse is dead?

From Mother’s Forum:
We went with my daughter to the master - she brushed and smoothed the ends, I shaved and shaved. My daughter quickly cut her cloth and took care of me. Time goes by, the master and I have already discussed the weather, passed on to the children. I say: my little girl refused to go to the garden, she sits at home. And in the garden he does not drink milk and does not sleep at a quiet hour.
And then my child gives out: ah, you told me my secrets, and I will tell yours - you have blood flowing from your p... and also you have the money tree dried up.

From the news:
The singer Madonna at a concert in St. Petersburg, which took place on August 9 at the SKK "Petersburg", spoke in support of sex-minorities.

Earlier, on August 7, at a concert in Moscow, Madonna spoke in support of the arrested Pussy Riot members.

Even earlier, speaking at a concert in Kiev on August 5, Madonna during a conversation with fans urged them to fight for the freedom of Yulia Tymoshenko.

Q: Interestingly, does it accept orders for professional protest only from institutions and organizations, or is a private approach possible? This may find a response from the public. The singer Madonna will start protesting against someone's noisy neighbors, the "Russian Post", the poor working conditions of workers from Tajikistan and the drunk sanitary operator of JEK No. 23.

He: It is nice to lie on the bare floor, if it is the opposite.and :-)
What’s on the ceiling?? to

I can watch for a long time the water, the fire, and the man sitting with a socket in his hand in front of a bunch of clean socks removed from the dryer, and looking for his brother. Such a touching.

I go to work in the morning with a rainy mood. Meeting a guy with a dog "wolf cast" in a combination on which the inscription. I prepare the athletes to run for the Olympics in Sochi 2014! Trainer Buran is not responsible!

Writing with a friend
I: Where is he wearing you?! to
I want to pick the fucking one in my bedroom.
I am :? I got married ;)
He is Gardena.

And Nokia is already in the legends)))

Tagged: daa

yyy:Scandinavian Legends)) Nokia went to Valhalla)

michael_ul: Overall, I would recommend it again. There are only two opinions about this book - a fierce wild or a masterpiece, but everyone agrees that the author is a fool.