Morning on Monday. A crowd of people came up from the subway. There are two girls in front of me. I hear the following dialogue:
Do you know what I would do if I found an oligarch?
What is?
I would fall asleep!! to

This is what girls dream of, or say, gold, money, brilliants...

Every man wants to know where the second socks lie.

I bought a cake in the dining room.
His seam was slightly broken and the cake became clear to what part of the female body it looks like)))
A dialogue with a young cashier:
How it is (I show you)
Cassirche, ashamedly smiling:
You will be..."

In Linux, it is an attempt to run a game, sometimes it is more interesting than the game itself.

Quotes about the Terminator. Remember the moment when a huge robot knocks through a wooden roof and catches people, while screaming loudly? So, how, fucking, this 5-storey toaster was there without making a single O_o sound? Around the open area.
A picture is drawn in the head: a huge robot steals in the way of Jim Carrey from the "Masks", stops, turns sharply toward the camera, makes a gesture of "sh-sh-sh" (mole, be quiet, the chassis beats) and continues to crawl.

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Oh, and as in some films the helicopter flies out of the mountain / skyscraper >_< And the main characters such fuckers - 0_o danunahui type, from where?! to

Stash standing at the bottom of the building conducting a survey with a Tajik look man, on the subject of taking his courtier to work
How are they called?
-Juldurmanvsey (well or something like this did not disassemble myself)
to fuck. How you bite. You will be Jura

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Read today in the trolleybus: "The throne of the ticket sales manager does not occupy!" )))
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And Novosibirsk? Fuck, where is my white bracelet, let me know :))))

Author : Total
Date: 10 September 2009 00:20

by Kuibyshev-Belinsky In the white X5 with the girls behind the wheel flew a penny with smoked behind the wheel. X5 is crying. in a laughing cup.

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by Nietzsche. It will be 09:09:09 09/09/09
On that day, at this time, I will come to Peter's Deviattino metro station and drink nine bottles of Baltic Nine.
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Didn’t you get stuck in your hands today?

at the stop. A 4-year-old boy with a chop in his mouth.
What a lovely child, what is it for you? The Chupa Chops? Well, you are a good, not a greedy boy, will you give a aunt a candy?
The boy, filled up, silently stretches the chupa-chups pulled from the cheeks and stretches the ice cream to his aunt.
“Thank you, I see you’re not really a greedy, good boy.
Aunt turns to her mom, who is a little further away, and is about to say something... At this moment the baby whispers:
I asked for a sauce.

z_a_r_a_a:
Pashka (husband) got up from bed at night and went to his night work. The sleeping son was not lazy to get up and chase after him either. He grabbed, took his hand and brought back. I laid my dad and slept and fell asleep. For the father of the family in the night of the capucho.

"Moses puts on Wales"

The famous singer Boris Moiseev believes that the Russian national team will suffer defeat from the team of Wales in the selection match of the 2010 World Cup.

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111. here is the piyadaaraas...

On our tickets in the trolleybus they say: Well, and let your boss be a fool! You are the sun! 😉 Good morning!

It is very important for Europe to have Ukraine as its member.

Chairman of the Parliamentary Assembly of the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, Goran Lannmarker.

I’m sure I’m a pitcher...
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Who are you after that? What a pirate!! to
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In fact, Python is...
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Of course Pythagoras. Neighbors like you need to be destroyed.
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Your neighbors are right: you are a pirates. Homosexuals have nothing to do with it.
and...
The Jackpot! Trolling succeeded.
The author absorbs the energy of each new comment. Apparently, he is halfway to the understanding of Zen and world domination.

In our organization, the dress code is not introduced, but it is necessary:( once every six months came in a cushion, swallowing your back when you sit. So I got our Nikolaich on my back while I was sitting behind the computer - the organization’s stamp was squeezed!! and then still pursued me for half an hour with a pen and screams "I have not had time to get the inventory number!"
70 years old, God give him health.

I work with a loved one in the same company. He often helps me with work issues, adding "you will work out in the evening". Sanna in the morning, going to work, carelessly walked around the house in a puddle. There was a spontaneous sex. now has a status in the ass "for the first time received a prepayment"

My son almost two years. He does something on his own, including Going to the pot.
We go for a walk. I am small: "I need to write on the road".
The son is good. Son of Executive. I wrote on the carpet in the corridor.

From the news:
American villages were visited by a gynecologist
In the U.S. state of Florida, a 76-year-old retired man was driving around the area and, pretending to be a doctor, offered women to undergo a free gynecological examination, as well as to examine his breasts.

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If after a long trip your husband swears that he has nothing with women, then he is either an onanist, or impotent, or blue, or a liar! Is the fourth option preferred?

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Does the fifth option please you? He loves you. You are very spoiled girls.